I have often thought of using the back gardens running behind the east stand to fire piss fills balloons from. Dropping duffel bags full of exploding dog shit bags for the adoring customers to lob from the east stand and so forth.
I hear Boris Johnson has several water cannon that his OK Theresa won't allow him to use on the public but I wonder if we could borrow one to use to water the pitch during games.
And any SMT foolish enough to not arrive early to the game in a bullet proof vehicle.
Ayatollah Khan has already said that he is going to sell off Boris' water cannons. So come on CARD let's buy one and train it on that lying bitch and Judas Murray when they turn up for the first game of next season.
I would imagine a CARD Rapid Response Unit would look to get involved should we get advance notice of any Press Conference announcing the arrival of Nobby No Mark or any other Network Nobody.
More likely in my opinion is an attempt to secure another desperate British manager, my gut feeling is Dougie Freedman at 14/1, although I'm not a betting man. After all I can't see RD/KM being too worried about another knock back as their industry credibility is so poor anyway.
When I say 'gut feeling', I'm not saying that prospect makes me sick despite his Palace connection. None of the realistic experienced choices on the list fill me with much hope to be honest (by realistic I'm ruling out SCP and Curbs!).
I hear Boris Johnson has several water cannon that his OK Theresa won't allow him to use on the public but I wonder if we could borrow one to use to water the pitch during games.
And any SMT foolish enough to not arrive early to the game in a bullet proof vehicle.
I am a fan of some tactical destruction. Perhaps a covert team could arrange for the pitch to be watered a little for the entire night before a match.
Like to see some of our players playing in a puddle.
Agree with @Covered End. No need to discuss. Everyone does what they think best. Meanwhile, the protests will (hopefully) go on as long as there are enough people in the ground to protest, and the club will continue to slowly bleed to death until the regime goes. Sad times. As for Nobby Vinegar ... if he arrives he gets no honeymoon period from me as his presence is the clearest sign nothing has changed.
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America, fuck yeah!
If this cnut comes in now I honestly don't know what I would be capable of!
Oh wait......
And any SMT foolish enough to not arrive early to the game in a bullet proof vehicle.
What comes next in the following sequence?:
Riga, Peeters, Luzon, Fraeye, Riga?
Welcome back big Bob!
I would imagine a CARD Rapid Response Unit would look to get involved should we get advance notice of any Press Conference announcing the arrival of Nobby No Mark or any other Network Nobody.
More likely in my opinion is an attempt to secure another desperate British manager, my gut feeling is Dougie Freedman at 14/1, although I'm not a betting man. After all I can't see RD/KM being too worried about another knock back as their industry credibility is so poor anyway.
When I say 'gut feeling', I'm not saying that prospect makes me sick despite his Palace connection. None of the realistic experienced choices on the list fill me with much hope to be honest (by realistic I'm ruling out SCP and Curbs!).
Like to see some of our players playing in a puddle.
Some of us attend all home games through thick and thin and always will.
Some of us don't & it's not such a big deal, to not attend.
Some of us attend all home games and it is a big deal, but won't buy a S/T.
I'm ok with everyone's decision just like the Selhurst days.
Let's not keep going round in circles on this.