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Behind-the-scenes dream team

edited April 2016 in General Charlton
We've all done it, haven't we? Imagined that we've won a squillion pounds on the Lottery. And ended up with enough cash (after paying for the necessities, like the mortgage, the second home, the flash car, the yacht, the second flash car and the third home) to buy Charlton Athletic.

But, of course, once you've bought it, you have to get people in to run it. The behind-the-scenes team. So who do you put in the key positions? Here's my team:

Chief Executive: Peter Varney
Director of Football: Alan Curbishley
Manager: Chris Powell
Club Captain: Johnny Jackson
First Team Captain: Chris Solly

What do they have in common? Three things:

1. They've already proved themselves
2. All Londoners
3. Proper Charlton

What's your team?

Comments

  • Does every season ticket come with a free pony and a Sam Bartram doll?

    Yann Kermorgant as mascot obv
  • Btw the phrase 'proper Charlton' is really unhelpful kthx
  • As you state but Jackson as player coach and let solly just get on with playing plus bring Rick Everett in as operations manager
  • Knowing Chizz, tbf, he's probably taking the piss
  • In a bid to save money as I wish to keep running costs to a minimum I'll hire an under qualified Belgian lawyer as a chief exec, surely the skills are transferable!
  • Catering Manager: Mike from the Nag's Head
    Ticket Office Manager: Arthur Daley
  • Chief Executive: Katrien Meire
    Director of Football: Karel Fraeye
    Manager: Bob Peeters
    Club Captain: Roger Johnson
    First Team Captain: Yaya Sanogo (Loan)

    Pwoppa Charlton
  • With that lot in place, all we would need is a funder and success would eventually follow - to be clear, Jackson would work alongside Powell no instead of
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  • Chief executive: George Clinton
    Director of football: Maceo Parker
    Manager: Bootsy Collins
    Club captain: Fred Wesley
    First team captain: Zigaboo Modeliste

    We'll romp to the League One title by harnessing the power of funk.
  • Chief Executive: Jackie Jackson
    Director of Footballl: Jermaine Jackson
    Manager: Marlon Jackson
    Club Captain: Johnnie Jackson
    First Team Captain: Randy Jackson

    I guarantee you THAT team will win any League... Its so easy its Accrington Barnsley Charlton 123!!

    Percy, Janet, Colin And Samuel L didnt even make the interview process.
  • Chief Executive: Jackie Jackson
    Director of Footballl: Jermaine Jackson
    Manager: Marlon Jackson
    Club Captain: Johnnie Jackson
    First Team Captain: Randy Jackson

    I guarantee you THAT team will win any League... Its so easy its Accrington Barnsley Charlton 123!!

    Percy, Janet, Colin And Samuel L didnt even make the interview process.
    Colin Jackson can go take a running jump for all I care.
    Percy Jackson just doesnt have the required Spark

    Janet Jackson can run the Ticket Office, despite claiming the Best Things in Life are Free... We still have to pay for Charlton tickets!!
  • LOL..... Thread of the Week!!!
  • Chief Executive: Jim Davidson
    Director of Football: Gemma Arteton
    Manager: Kelvin McKenzie
    Club Captain: Bjorn Borg
    First Team Captain: Karl Howman

    we'd change our name to 'Proper Charlton Utd'.
  • 1StevieG said:

    Chief Executive: Yann Kermogant
    Director of Football: Yann Kermogant
    Manager: Yann Kermogant
    Club Captain: Yann Kermogant
    First Team Captain: Yann Kermogant

    World club winners right there.

    I think your dreaming of that Team...
  • Chief Executive: Jackie Jackson
    Director of Footballl: Jermaine Jackson
    Manager: Marlon Jackson
    Club Captain: Johnnie Jackson
    First Team Captain: Randy Jackson

    I guarantee you THAT team will win any League... Its so easy its Accrington Barnsley Charlton 123!!

    Percy, Janet, Colin And Samuel L didnt even make the interview process.
    Colin Jackson can go take a running jump for all I care.
    Percy Jackson just doesnt have the required Spark

    Janet Jackson can run the Ticket Office, despite claiming the Best Things in Life are Free... We still have to pay for Charlton tickets!!
    Janet had a point - Roger Johnson
  • Chief Executive: Cheryl Cole
    Director of Footballl: Doesn't matter, I'm picking the signings
    Manager: Doesn't matter, I'm picking the team
    Club Captain: Jacko
    First Team Captain: Me
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  • CEO: Varney
    DoF: Don't need one.
    Manager: Powell
    Captains: Chris Powell's choice.

    Additions:

    Supporter board position written into the club.

    CAST given some form of control / shares.

    Jeff Vetere as Chief Scout.
  • CAFCsayer said:

    Chief Executive: Cheryl Cole
    Director of Footballl: Doesn't matter, I'm picking the signings
    Manager: Doesn't matter, I'm picking the team
    Club Captain: Jacko
    First Team Captain: Me

    Are you on free kicks and pens too?
  • edited April 2016
    Admire your optimism Chizz but I reckon this little lot have more chance...

    Chief Executive: Pip Van Der Plop (Belgium's top finger puppeteer)
    Director of Football: Milou the dog (Snowy to you, from Herges adventures of Tin Tin)
    Manager: Hoost T'Daddie (Currently coaching the Melexis works team)
    Club Captain(s): Witloof Bay (11th place Belgian entries to Eurovision 2011)
    First Team Captain: Marc Dutroux (Belgian serial killer 1980-90, due for parole on licence in July 2016)
  • Chief Executive: Hattie Jaques
    Director of Football: Peter Butterworth
    Manager: Kenneth Williams
    Club Captain: Jim Dale
    First Team Captain: Charles Hawtrey

    Carry On Charlton. Opening scene, the couple having it off from last year's promotional video. Oooerr
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