Close encounter of the Katrien kind?

Coyotejohn1947

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

Uboat

I'm in, but only if the Charlton legend is Cristophe LePoint.

T_C_E

Surely they should concentrate on filling the rest of The Valley before filling the directors box?

MrLargo

"Celebrate in style as the Addicks move another step closer to the promised land of League 1. Witness first hand cowardly Katrien cowering behind her minder at the back of the Directors' Box for the entire 90 minutes. Stay behind and enjoy our unique hospitality for several hours after the game (while we wait for the angry mob of protesters to disperse)."

Pedro45

Can we start a rumour that CARD will be purchasing ten hospitality tickets so they can give it to Pinocchio up close and personal!

Chizz

"Hostess"?

Are they specifying the gender of the person looking after them? If so, is that legal? That is, are they only recruiting women for that role?

Mendonca In Asdas

Gutting was hoping she'd been abducted by aliens.

Mackle

Pedro45 said:

Can we start a rumour that CARD will be purchasing ten hospitality tickets so they can give it to Pinocchio up close and personal!

As long as @Airman Brown doesn't have a banning order from the suites, why does it only have to be a rumour ;-)

mogodon

T.C.E said:

Surely they should concentrate on filling the rest of The Valley before filling the directors box?

They need as many human shields around Squirrel Face as they can. Getting people to cough up £140 as opposed to having to pay security guards is genius.

seth plum

Doing the maths I make that £10 per chip.

CAFCTrev

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a meire £140 + VAT

cafc999

She wants to fill up the directors box so that she can hide more easily.

CafcWest

Just the term Director's box made me snigger...

skywalker

Uboat said:

I'm in, but only if the Charlton legend is Cristophe LePoint.

Lepoint will have a problem attending. He's with his current club engaged in play-off 1 in the Belgian competition for European football.

The Red Robin

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

I'm sure CARD could fund a day out for their leaders?

Coyotejohn1947

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

or you could go for the CARD experience

• free pre-game get together with friends to slag off the regime
• free match-day programme
• free match-day accessory (Black/white scarf, stress ball, beach ball etc.)
• Reception: you are searched for concealed weapons and anti-regime items
• Host steward to give you the evil eye whilst you make your way to seating.
• Opportunity to sing along as 'We want Roland Out' resounds around the ground.
• Post-match protest outside the West Stand. Singing of traditional Charlton songs and engaging in friendly banter with security staff (insulting chants optional but you are asked to keep them clean).
• Opportunity to be filmed and photographed at the protest event by official CAFC video camera staff (note: please move to the front of the barriers if you wish to avail yourself of this facility).
• free post-match analysis and your vote for man-of-the-match on Charlton Life.
• Finally, choosing freely to be a Charlton fan joining together with others as one in opposition to the terrible, damaging antics of Meire and Duchatelet.

Cost: Priceless

Alex Wright

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

Hmmmmm. No mention of the dress code

Redmidland

T.C.E said:

Surely they should concentrate on filling the rest of The Valley before filling the directors box?

@TCE next season they'll be able to close the rest of the ground as they will only have enough fans to fill the Directors Box, so they're having a practice run against Derby!!

cafc999

The Red Robin said:

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

I'm sure CARD could fund a day out for their leaders?

Agreed, airman should ring up and enquire about a bulk purchase of these tickets

NornIrishAddick

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

Presumably this has been sent out to Rams fans then....

Athletico Charlton

Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.

MountsfieldPark

cafc999 said:

The Red Robin said:

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

I'm sure CARD could fund a day out for their leaders?

Agreed, airman should ring up and enquire about a bulk purchase of these tickets

Do we have any Roland lookalikes? I can supply the duct tape to make it look authentic. *

* I didn't really want to make a duct tape joke, just saving someone else the bother.

J BLOCK

CARD should buy this, infiltrate ...

North Lower Neil

Coyotejohn1947 said:

CAFC Hospitality Offer v Derby
your enjoyable matchday experience for a mere £140 + VAT

The Royal Greenwich Suite
• Greeted at the main West Stand reception
• Reception drink (glass of wine, beer or soft drink)
• Five-course carvery meal

• Great seating in the Directors’ Box

• Private table
• Hostess to support your matchday experience
• Matchday programmes and teamsheets
• Suite hosted by a Charlton legend
• Man-of-the-Match presentation
£140 + Vat

Can you ask for your money back if it's not enjoyable?

NornIrishAddick

J BLOCK said:

CARD should buy this, infiltrate ...

But the club are being cunning....

They'll spot the special dietary requirements (50 kilos of Brussels Sprouts, boiled to within an inch of their lives), and the request for those plastic ball throwers, a mile off, and recognise the presence of agents provocateurs.

And, if that didn't warn them, the sight of CARD pathfinders in flimsy feminine garments might give the game away....

With that in mind, possibly seared, keep an eye out for anyone on the walk beforehand, in case they're walking funny.

Miserableoldgit

Pedro45 said:

Can we start a rumour that CARD will be purchasing ten hospitality tickets so they can give it to Pinocchio up close and personal!

Who said it was a "rumour" ?

Miserableoldgit

skywalker said:

Uboat said:

I'm in, but only if the Charlton legend is Cristophe LePoint.

Lepoint will have a problem attending. He's with his current club engaged in play-off 1 in the Belgian competition for European football.

Seemed pretty decent for the 20 odd minutes I saw.........
;-)

Miserableoldgit

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Athletico Charlton

Athletico Charlton said:

Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.

Still, could be worse. They could have had a woman selling lotto tickets practically begging us to buy them at our table and making my two guests feel somewhat awkward despite the fact I had spent £600 on the match tickets....oh hang on, they did that too!

Saying that, at least they would not forget to give a shout out to my Dad on his 70th birthday at half time because he has been going 62 years and that would be plain embarrassing. Err, oh yes, they did that too !

mogodon

Athletico Charlton said:

Athletico Charlton said:

Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.

Still, could be worse. They could have had a woman selling lotto tickets practically begging us to buy them at our table and making my two guests feel somewhat awkward despite the fact I had spent £600 on the match tickets....oh hang on, they did that too!

Saying that, at least they would not forget to give a shout out to my Dad on his 70th birthday at half time because he has been going 62 years and that would be plain embarrassing. Err, oh yes, they did that too !

It could have been worse. Had you pressed the point they might have forced him to spend the second half on the sofa.

Cardinal Sin

Athletico Charlton said:

Athletico Charlton said:

Did this earlier in the season before the protests. They asked whether there were any dietary requirements so I said, my two guests are Jewish so no pork. End of game, we came back and on the table is a plate of sausage rolls ! At the price, I expected better.

Still, could be worse. They could have had a woman selling lotto tickets practically begging us to buy them at our table and making my two guests feel somewhat awkward despite the fact I had spent £600 on the match tickets....oh hang on, they did that too!

Saying that, at least they would not forget to give a shout out to my Dad on his 70th birthday at half time because he has been going 62 years and that would be plain embarrassing. Err, oh yes, they did that too !

Look on the bright side, they might have put his picture up on the big screen for a minute's silence when someone else had actually died.