These bad translations from Chinese menus are simply too good.

c4fcdenmark

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/03/22/24-hilarious-bits-google-translated-chinese-reached-signs-menus/

Granpa

Send for Jessie Addick immediately !

Jessie

Lol... I've seen similar translations before. Not in real life but on social media sites.

thai malaysia addick

The four I've actually seen are on my travels around my favourite continent are:

Peppered crap (I don't care how much pepper they add)
Chicken in spit
Ordinary chicken special
Pun fied fist with bolloci (or something like that) - I wonder how bollocky