With apologies to Vincent Vega and Quintin Tarantino:
Scene 1, Somewhere in South London
Still going to Charlton?
Oh Man, you know what some fucker did with it.
What?
Fuckin' bought it.
Oh Man, that's fucked up.
Tell me about it, Its been going for over 100 years then some dickless piece of shit comes along and fucks with it.
They should be exterminated man, no trial, no jury, straight to execution.
What a fucker.
What's more Chicken Shit than fucking with a man's Football Club? I mean You don't fuck with another man's Football Club,
You just don't do it.
It's against the rules.
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