i have decided to model my performance on that of gary lineker circa 1986.
no, i have not suddenly found the golden boot touch that saw him top scorer at the world cup, but i have broken my wrist and am in a cast.
seriously, can i still have my 15 minutes of fame? (just to get the sponsorship money).
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Shouldn't be a problem though - so long as you don't start smacking people in the face with the cast! ;o)
You'll also have to take complete responsibility for potentially damaging the wrist further...
I'm sure we can put your cast to good use, in a Joey Barton kind of way
Only kidding. I hope the officials take a sensible attitude to your situation and let you play.
Alex
just got back from the orthopaedic consultant and have to have an op next tuesday. not as straight forward as i thought. i will probably have to be the orange cutter :-(
You've gotta play for at least 30 seconds to justify your sponsorship!
Seeing a consultant on a Bank Hol? I presume that was private....?
I know what you mean about the entinox - fcuking useless stuff. Morphine is the way to go!
see how things are in a couple of weeks, but i'll make a note you won't be playing in goal !