Resurrection of an old CL game. Time to look where we will be in 12 months time. Copy and paste the list below
1. What league will we be playing in ?
2. What league position will we be holding ?
3. What will our average attendance be ?
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
6. Who will our manager be ?
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
13. Will
@BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
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League One.
2. What league position will we be holding ?
13th.
3. What will our average attendance be ?
11,000
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes.
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
Yes.
6. Who will our manager be ?
Fraeye.
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
No.
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
Yes.
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
No. The big screen will no longer be used.
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
Yes.
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
Jackson.
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
An academy player.
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
New catchphrase 'make some noise for the toddlers'.
Happy New Year.
1. What league will we be playing in ?
League One unfortunately
2. What league position will we be holding ?
5th
3. What will our average attendance be ?
Around 12k
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
No. More than likely (hopefully Varney's lot).
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
No
6. Who will our manager be ?
Gary Rowett
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
Yes
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
Nope
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
Yes
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
No
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
Johnnie "his legs are gone" Jackson
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
Chris Solly
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
Yes - it's a crime otherwise!
2. What league position will we be holding ? Mid table
3. What will our average attendance be ? 6-7,000
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? Sadly Yes
6. Who will our manager be ? Piere van de bullshit
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? No RD won't entertain it
8. Will the sofa still be here ? No
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? They haven't listened to the fans about it so far so no.
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Who cares. Never buy one anyway.
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Henderson
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Polish Pete
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? He will have walked like most of the fans
1. What league will we be playing in ?
League 1
2. What league position will we be holding ?
10th
3. What will our average attendance be ?
11000
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
No
6. Who will our manager be ?
Karel Fraeye
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
No
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
No
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
Yes
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
ALOU Diarra
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
Dillon Phillips
13. Will @BDL still be shouting
Yes
Championship
2. What league position will we be holding ?
14th
3. What will our average attendance be ?
11,400
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
Yes
6. Who will our manager be ?
A Belgian from the Juliper Pro
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
No
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
No
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
No
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
Diarra
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
THD
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
No, it'll be something different, like "This. Is. The Valley. This. Is. Charlton. And We. Are. The Addicks! COME ON YOU REDS!"
1. What league will we be playing in ? League 1
2. What league position will we be holding ? 5th
3. What will our average attendance be ? 8000
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? Yes If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? No
6. Who will our manager be ? Riga
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? No
8. Will the sofa still be here ? No
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Yes
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Diarra
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Holmes-Dennis
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? 'Allez les rouges
2. What league position will we be holding ? High enough to give us hope of the play-offs. Low enough for it not to become a reality.
3. What will our average attendance be ? About 5k less than the published figure.
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Yes.
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? No, she's heading for a mental breakdown.
6. Who will our manager be ? Serge Van Den Stock
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? Not by next year.
8. Will the sofa still be here ? Yes
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? No but there'll be a special deal where you can get a Curly Wurly and a cuppa for a tenner.
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out? Eighteen pages for £3. They'll make a big thing about the price being held.
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Mustapha Bangura-Williams
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Mustapha Bangura-Williams' kid brother.
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? "Can you hear me, Mother"
2. What league position will we be holding ? 9th
3. What will our average attendance be ? 10, 250
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Sadly yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? Sadly yes
6. Who will our manager be ? Some Belgian puppet
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? No
8. Will the sofa still be here ? No
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Yes
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Diarra
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Konsa
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? Won't be working at the club
2. What league position will we be holding ? 9th
3. What will our average attendance be ? 11438
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Sadly Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? No, Headhunted by Odeon Cinemas
6. Who will our manager be ? Chris O'Loughlin
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? No
8. Will the sofa still be here ? No, set on fire during the Blackburn Home game in January
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Yes
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Patrick Bauer
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Harry Lennon
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? No, he's in panto at the Orchard Dartford alongside Biggins and Dame Barbara Windsor
League 1
2. What league position will we be holding ?
3rd
3. What will our average attendance be ?
12400
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
Yes
6. Who will our manager be ?
Young Belgian manager Dartford Van Hire
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
No chance
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
No
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
No
League One
2. What league position will we be holding ?
3rd
3. What will our average attendance be ?
10,677
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
Yes
6. Who will our manager be ?
Jason Euell
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
No
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
Yes
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
No
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
Ade Lookman
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
Tareiq Holmes-Dennis
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
BDL will have been put out to stud by then and replaced by someone under 30.
1. What league will we be playing in ? League One.
2. What league position will we be holding ? Mid-table.
3. What will our average attendance be ? 8-10K tops.
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? 50/50. Nearing the end if so.
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? No.
6. Who will our manager be ? Riga or Euell.
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? 50/50.
8. Will the sofa still be here ? No.
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? No.
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? No.
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Stephen Henderson.
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Someone who hasn't yet debuted for the club.
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? Yes.
1. What league will we be playing in ? League 1....... Sorry
2. What league position will we be holding ? Ummmmmm........ Depends on if the twats are still here. About 13th
3. What will our average attendance be ? 11,384
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? I bloody hope not. An Englishman or a Middle Eastern group will buy us
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? She'll fuck off back to Brussels before long
6. Who will our manager be ? Johnnie Jackson
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? I honestly don't think so but I'm staying hopeful
8. Will the sofa still be here ? Nope, someone will have pushed it into the Thames
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? Yes
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Nope, Valley Review forever
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Ademola Lookman
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Ahmed Kashi
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? If there's enough fans to make the noise
1. What league will we be playing in ? League 1
2. What league position will we be holding ? 18th
3. What will our average attendance be ? Actual 8,000 Announced 12,000
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? Yes
6. Who will our manager be ?
Neil SedakaCarol7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? No
8. Will the sofa still be here ? Yes
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? No
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Yes
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Jackson
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? Nego
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? We will have a different announcer Wim someoneorother
Division 1
2. What league position will we be holding ?
8th
3. What will our average attendance be ?
8000-9000
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes, sadly.
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
With every fibre of my body I hope she sods off asap. But given RD seems to have a geriatric fixation with her, she may well be here still
6. Who will our manager be ?
Not Fraeye. Or his successor (quits/fired in the summer). But the one after that if he is lucky
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
No. No interest from RD
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
No. Even the Flanders Mare realises that is crap and it will be packed away in the summer
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
Will have been sold off over the summer to pay bills and replaced with a noticeboard with a photocopied team sheet on it
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
So few home spectators that the new communications manager will text season-ticket holders with the team
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
Anyone who makes it to the end of the season without being sold or crocked. Otherwise, Henderson. Without him our goal difference would be in three figures.
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
The 2016-17 squad will be almost unrecognisable from the side now. Pick any out-of-contract Belgian and you may have your answer
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
"Hello ... er ... is there anyone there ... hello ..."
2. What league position will we be holding ? 13th
3. What will our average attendance be ? 10,812
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Yes
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ? Yes
6. Who will our manager be ? Someone we haven't heard of
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? No
8. Will the sofa still be here ? No, it will be replaced with a hammock
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ? Our squad will only have 11 players, so a pre-printed board will suffice
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ? Yes
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ? Diarra
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ? A promising 13 year old that is blooded in the first team
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? No. He will not to shout it; he will call each person in the crowd on their mobile and ask them to make some noise for the boys.
LEAGUE ONE
2. What league position will we be holding ?
24TH
3. What will our average attendance be ?
8,000 ANNOUNCED, ABOUT 6,000 IN REALITY
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
YES AND PEOPLE WILL STILL HATE HIM
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
NO, SHE WILL HAVE LEFT TO PLAY A BOND VILLAIN IN BOND25
6. Who will our manager be ?
ANOTHER NO MARK I HAVE NOT YET HEARD OF WHO WILL REPLACE THE NO MARK I HAD NEVER HEARD OF WHO WILL HAVE REPLACED THE NO MARK I HAVE NEVER HEARD OF WHO WILL HAVE REPLACED FRAEYE (A NO MARK I WISH I HAD NEVER HEARD OF)
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
YES, BUT NOT WITH CHARLTON, WITH NO PROGRESS THE MONEY WILL HAVE GONE TO MILLWALL WHO WILL NOW BE THE RICHEST CLUB IN THE WORLD
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
IT WILL HAVE MULTIPLIED, ONE IN EACH CORNER TO HOUSE THE CHEER LEADERS UNTIL THEIR HALF TIME DANCE
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
IT WILL HAVE BEEN REPLACED WITH A WIDE SCREEN TV AND EVERY FAN WILL HAVE A SET OF BINOCULARS ON A STRING ON THEIR SEAT (LIKE THEATRES USED TO) IN AN COST CUTTING/IMPROVING YOUR EXPERIENCE MOVE BY KM JUST BEFORE SHE LEFT
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
YES BUT THERE WILL BE NO ONE TO HAND THEM OUT AND ANY ADVERTISERS WILL BE BOYCOTTING IT ANYWAY SO IT WILL BE VERY SMALL. IF YOU HAVE PAID THROUGH THE NOSE FOR A CORPORATE EXPERIENCE THEY WILL BE AN ADDED EXTRA IN A PAID FOR GOODY BAG WHEN YOU LEAVE (MUCH LIKE THE APPRENTICE THIS YEAR FOR THOSE THAT WATCH)
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
SIMON CHURCH IN A PROTEST VOTE (THE FANS 3,000,000TH PROTEST OF THE SEASON)
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
ARCHIE EDWARDS OR ANIL KOC
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
HE WILL HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY A ROBOT AS SAID ROBOT WOULD NOT CONSUME WAGES AND FREE TEA.
2. What league position will we be holding ? 12th
3. What will our average attendance be ?9,675
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ? Gone and UK owned
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?Long Gone
6. Who will our manager be ? Nigel Pearson
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ? I bloody hope so
8. Will the sofa still be here ?No,Repossessed
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?You can see the teams in the programme..oh!
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?see above
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?Should give it to the fans
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?( Konsa)
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ? If there is anyone out there please speak up now
1. What league will we be playing in ?
Unknown: If we keep selling our youngsters we might not be able to put out a team, Football League might demote us.
2. What league position will we be holding ?
If we're in the Conference, 4th.
3. What will our average attendance be ?
4,400.
4. Will Roland Duchatelet still own the Club ? If not, will we continue to be foreign owned ?
Yes, no one will be able to talk to talk to him about a take over.
5. Will Katrien Meire still be with the Club ?
See above.
6. Who will our manager be ?
Steve Brown.
7. Will anything have come of the 'investment opportunity' that Peter Varney has recently tried to broker ?
Nope, PV would've had enough.
8. Will the sofa still be here ?
Who cares ?
9. Will the big screen have returned to showing the team lists during games ?
Yes, just so as we can identify the players.
10. Will the match day programme have been reduced to a small-scale free hand out ?
Yes, but there is no one to hand them out.
11. Who would have won the 15/16 player of the year ?
Katrien Meire.
12. Who at Dec 16 will be the 16/17 player of the season so far ?
Unknown at present.
13. Will @BDL still be shouting 'make some noise for the boys' or will he have a new catchphrase ?
No, he'll be at Ebbsfleet.
Happy New Year all.