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Open Letter to Santa

pettgra
pettgra Posts: 1,574
in General Charlton
Dear Santa,
I have been supporting this wretched but wonderful club for fifty years.
Never once have we had one owner that you had a feeling that would give us a bright and better future. Actually, thats not correct; we did have one but he gave his and the clubs money to a cold caller. You can see him on TV now and then, so I am surprised he has not been arrested.
Just once Santa, could we have an owner who has an affinity to our club, good business acumen, minted hopefully and prepared to listen.
PS. If not possible, could I have a new bike please.

Comments

  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,413
    Santa's reply .. 'miracles I can do at once .. the impossible takes a bit longer'
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    PPS If that's too much trouble do you mind getting caught short when you're flying over Selhurst?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,195
    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,195
    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
    Pushing it. AFKA already has first dibs on that one.
  • floydroadfaithfull
    floydroadfaithfull Posts: 4,778
    As long as I don't get a half season ticket for christmas I'll be happy
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,195
    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
    Pushing it. AFKA already has first dibs on that one.
    Depends if we want the same one!!
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    pettgra said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    He's Santa... Not a bloody miracle worker... How can he get a bike on his sleigh?

    Hes Santa. He can do anything!
    Hmmm in that case... Can I have a top supermodel delivered for Christmas please Mr Santa?
    Pushing it. AFKA already has first dibs on that one.
    Depends if we want the same one!!
    Oh Er Hum. Polite cough.
  • Jensenwasclass
    Jensenwasclass Posts: 835
    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

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  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,456
    Jensenwasclass said:

    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

    He's our age. It's universal.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 95,195
    Jensenwasclass said:

    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

    If you believe that Charlton can still win a match... @Pettgra is still allowed to believe in Santa ;)
  • pettgra
    pettgra Posts: 1,574
    Jensenwasclass said:

    pettgra Member

    How old are you? Do you still believe in Santa Claus?

    Most definately. Mind you he moves around sharpish. Saw him in Bexleyheath and Welling in the space of five minutes.

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