1. God rest ye grumpy Charlton men
Let nothing ye dismay
For Roland our great saviour
might choke on Christmas Day
One turkey bone could save us all
from Bury and Crew away,
Oh tidings of comfort and joy , comfort and joy..(etc etc.)
2. Away and in danger
No clue in his head
The little Lord Karel
Plays four strikers again
I hate you weird Belgians
And don't want you to stay
close by us this season,
just bugger off I pray.
3. I saw Katrien kissing Santa Claus,
Underneath the mistletoe last night.
She snogged that Belgian creep
so Charlton fans can weep;
She thought that I was tucked
up in the East stand fast asleep.
4. Once in Roly's deranged city
Stood a lowly cattle shed
Where a mother laid her baby
On the Charlton sub's bench.
5. Oh Come all ye faithful
joyless and downhearted
Come ye, oh come ye and
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Holy night.
We lost 4-0,
what a load of old shite!
to say we're doing splendidly.
But it's very cold out here in the snow,
marching to and from Burnley.
Oh I say it's tough.
I have had enough
Can we sack the cavalry?
Katriene Meire waits at home,
in the relegation zone.
Wish I could be dancing now,
in the arms of Kermogant.
Bang there's another loss,
in another town.
While the Belgian Fraeye has tea.
If I get home, with millions of pounds,
I'll run for Charlton presidency.
If I get elected I'll stop.
I'll stop the cavalry.
At his private beamback
As the fans all shouted out
Please give Fraeye the tin tack
Brightly shone the floodlights
On loads of empty red seats
As Katrien his guiding light
Smiled at another defeat
Was to certain poor players in fields were they play
In fields where they play, looking like sheep
On a cold winter's night that was so *beep*.
Nil-nil, one-nil, two-nil, three-nil
Down is the team it ended four-nil
There's no play, there's no fight,
round yon Karel Fraeye, manager and child,
useless team, so meek and mild.
Down with merely a squeak.
Down with merely a squeak.
Oh what fun it'd be to see the Belgians go away
Katriens grin is crass
O what joy if Roland leaves
And takes the stupid lass.
All kids on the bench
Lord Jesus text Frimpong
And said 'this lot aren't Dench'
and our owner is simply spitefull.
And since the Addicks play at home,
let's not go, let's not go, let's not go.
Eleven months later you gave me K.Fraeye.
Next year to save me from tears.
I'll spend saturday doing something more special.
Right down League 1 lane
Roland and Katrien and their puppet
Losing every game
Bells are ringing', fans are singing'
All is totally shite
Hang your heads and say your prayers
'Cause League 1 is in sight!
Let nothing you dismay
For Roland D our saviour
Has found a foolproof way
To get us to the promised land of fantastique football
Although it may take a bit of time, a bit of time
Although it may take a bit of time
But RD is not Santa, he's chuff all
Does he hire a long nosed lawyer
who tells lies every day
From The Valley, he will always stay away.
So here it is Charton's Christmas
and nobody's having fun
Look to the future now,
we're heading for League One.
Are you waiting for the players to arrive
There are loads and loads of empty seats inside
Does your granny always tell ya
That the old songs are the best
But you know deep down, the robin's flown the nest.
So here it is Charton's Christmas
and nobody's having fun
Look to the future now,
we're heading for League One.
What will your daddy do when he sees
Your favourite team slide down the league
Oh no
Are you hanging up a stocking on your wall
Are you hoping that Duchatelet will fall
Do you walk around The Valley
Dreaming of good times long gone
If so then come and join us
in this song
So here it is Charton's Christmas
and nobody's having fun
Let's turn this thing around
and get Roly on the ru-u-un
Our recent form is minging
Frimpong, Anal Koc & Fraeye
The Fat Lady is Singing
Gl-ori-ori-ori-oria
Ademolas going to Chelsea
Gl-ori-ori-ori-oria
Ademolas going to Chelsea