12 unknown foreign players 11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad 10 players on loan 9 squad weakening player sales 8 thousand fans actually in the ground 7 chips per serving following 50% reduction 6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments 5 managers 4 clubs in network 3 thousand non attending season ticket holders 2 percent protesting fans 1 rubbish ceo
12 unknown foreign players 11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad 10 players on loan 9 squad weakening player sales 8 thousand fans actually in the ground 7 chips per serving following 50% reduction 6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments 5 managers 4 clubs in network 3 thousand non attending season ticket holders 2 percent protesting fans 1 rubbish ceo
If you don't mind squeezing an extra syllable on to one of the lines, that wouldn't take much tweaking to be singable up to the 5th day fairly easily ie "On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me... FIVE MANAGERS, 4 network clubs 3 thousand gone 2 percent protests and a rubbish CEO"
12 unknown foreign players 11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad 10 players on loan 9 squad weakening player sales 8 thousand fans actually in the ground 7 chips per serving following 50% reduction 6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments 5 managers 4 clubs in network 3 thousand non attending season ticket holders 2 percent protesting fans 1 rubbish ceo
Is this going to be sung at the protest on Saturday, I'll bring some mince pies along.
12 unknown foreign players 11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad 10 players on loan 9 squad weakening player sales 8 thousand fans actually in the ground 7 chips per serving following 50% reduction 6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments 5 managers 4 clubs in network 3 thousand non attending season ticket holders 2 percent protesting fans 1 rubbish ceo
Is this going to be sung at the protest on Saturday, I'll bring some mince pies along.
If we could actually re-word some of this to fit better, it would be great to sing for the protest.
Maybe we should use a bit of poetic license and drop the count down but give accurate numerical examples so as well as 2% protesting fans we can also have 2 magic mascots, one tacky sofa and one crap ceo!
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12 unknown foreign players
11 youth team players rushed into the first team squad
10 players on loan
9 squad weakening player sales
8 thousand fans actually in the ground
7 chips per serving following 50% reduction
6 people positively in favour of ongoing developments
5 managers
4 clubs in network
3 thousand non attending season ticket holders
2 percent protesting fans
1 rubbish ceo
"On the 5th day of Christmas my true love sent to me... FIVE MANAGERS,
4 network clubs
3 thousand gone
2 percent protests
and a rubbish CEO"
And a coach from Division 3 (Belgium)
Four home wins
Three lies and counting
4 wins all season
3 nil most matches
2 percent angry
and an overwhelming a - pa thee