That's what occurred with the GOT thread, I mentioned it all after the UK 9pm air date and got torn into by certain posters as they came to the GOT thread and read it the day after the show was aired!
You big spoiler!!!! It's definitely more difficult with series/box sets. For example I've just started watching the Walking Dead, I'm only at the end of season 2, so I definitely won't be going on the Walking Dead thread.
I'm not sure you are getting what is meant in these threads by no spoilers.
Shows like the apprentice are filmed months in advance. It's not uncommon for people to get wind of who gets voted out, who progresses through to the final, what happens in tasks, who wins etc.
All no spoilers means Is if you get to hear any of those things (or what happens in shows before they air in the UK), don't spoil it for others. Don't think that is much to ask.
From your other thread you seem to think you can't discuss a show that's already aired?
I think Dazzler was worried because of what happened on the Game of Thrones thread where there was nearly a real life murder.
And where is Big Rob / Brogib the moderator of the argument thread ?
Unfortunately haven't seen him on here in a while. One of his last post's were referencing his dog who had got cancer, fingers crossed everything went/is going okay there.
I guess people dip in and out of forums from time to time. You lot almost lost me when Henry Irving called me 'Cables'. But, I knew that would be to the detriment of the community as a whole, so I demonstrated I was the bigger man and stayed. I was awarded with the comparison of being an M&S Sandwich in a platter full of Lidl or Aldi produce (can't remember which one), by AFKA, so everything is okay again.
Tonight, episode 2. The teams are mixed up so it's a straight boys v girls matchup. And the task is to invent, brand and market shampoo, with cactus seed oil as the key ingredient.
Cactus shampoo. I'm guessing it'll end up part cac, part poo.
The opening episode is always car crash telly. They're all new faces so you haven't had a chance to develop an informed opinion on any of them yet (albeit any opinion you do eventually form will be largely guided by the edit) and they are all vying for attention so mostly have their cretin setting turned up to eleven.
It'll settle down and some of them will prove to be less wankerish than some of the others. Then the game becomes about who is being a cunning wanker to try and win the game, who is being a wanker out of nature, and who is being an wanker out of pure stupidity/naivety.
My favourite bit from last night was the desperate attempt to try and convince a Vegan restaurant that they might still want some fish "So there's nothing I can do to make you reconsider", well if you've got time to sit down and convince him to re think his entire ideology then maybe, but as you've got to be back in the board room in half an hour, probably not. (I think that fella might fall into the last category of wanker).
Second favourite bit was the look of stifled horror on Claude's face when it dawned on him he'd got to spend several weeks following these twunts about rather than just an afternoon interviewing them.
Talking of spoilers, my missus commented last night that they give it away on the preview at the start of each week. Basically a quick show reel of future episodes.
Tonight, episode 2. The teams are mixed up so it's a straight boys v girls matchup. And the task is to invent, brand and market shampoo, with cactus seed oil as the key ingredient.
Cactus shampoo. I'm guessing it'll end up part cac, part poo.
My idea was 10000% better than both these crap ads.
Guy, crawling through desert, caked in shite, dry as f*ck. On the horizon, the bottle, he gets to said bottle, one single drop of shampoo transforms guy from dust covered, frizzy haired bushy bearded tramp to sleek, groomed gentleman. Name, Oasis, flashes up on screen, fades to black.
My idea was 10000% better than both these crap ads.
Guy, crawling through desert, caked in shite, dry as f*ck. On the horizon, the bottle, he gets to said bottle, one single drop of shampoo transforms guy from dust covered, frizzy haired bushy bearded tramp to sleek, groomed gentleman. Name, Oasis, flashes up on screen, fades to black.
Oasis is a trademarked name.
One drop cannot of shampoo cannot transform that much - you have breached ASA rules.
So, last week we lost the Chris Addison look-alike Dan "I have made every mistake in the business book" Callaghan (you have now, Dan) and Aisha "It's go hard or go home" Kasim (no, Aisha, it's just "go home"). The wet fish Dan ironically proving incapable of selling seafood; and hair accessory business owner Aisha showing that she was unable to market shampoo.
This week, the behemoths of international business take on the "buying stuff cheaply" challenge. Only, for this series, they have to do their procurement on the wrong side of the English Channel.
Boys, one tip for you... if the guy watching your every move has a French name like, say, "Claude", you should imagine that he probably speaks French. Fluently.
This week, the behemoths of international business take on the "buying stuff cheaply" challenge. Only, for this series, they have to do their procurement on the wrong side of the English Channel.
So, it's filmed some time ago, right? Do you think the challenge is getting players for Charlton Athletic?
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Bruce Willis' character is dead
He posted the day after the series (wont use season) finale was shown and some people went on the thread and moaned that there were spoilers.
Why go on there the day after it aired if you do not want to know what happened ?
I guess people dip in and out of forums from time to time. You lot almost lost me when Henry Irving called me 'Cables'. But, I knew that would be to the detriment of the community as a whole, so I demonstrated I was the bigger man and stayed. I was awarded with the comparison of being an M&S Sandwich in a platter full of Lidl or Aldi produce (can't remember which one), by AFKA, so everything is okay again.
Cactus shampoo. I'm guessing it'll end up part cac, part poo.
It'll settle down and some of them will prove to be less wankerish than some of the others. Then the game becomes about who is being a cunning wanker to try and win the game, who is being a wanker out of nature, and who is being an wanker out of pure stupidity/naivety.
My favourite bit from last night was the desperate attempt to try and convince a Vegan restaurant that they might still want some fish "So there's nothing I can do to make you reconsider", well if you've got time to sit down and convince him to re think his entire ideology then maybe, but as you've got to be back in the board room in half an hour, probably not. (I think that fella might fall into the last category of wanker).
Second favourite bit was the look of stifled horror on Claude's face when it dawned on him he'd got to spend several weeks following these twunts about rather than just an afternoon interviewing them.
I've got some tins in the fridge and a pizza ordered. I cannae wait. I just cannae
Guy, crawling through desert, caked in shite, dry as f*ck. On the horizon, the bottle, he gets to said bottle, one single drop of shampoo transforms guy from dust covered, frizzy haired bushy bearded tramp to sleek, groomed gentleman. Name, Oasis, flashes up on screen, fades to black.
Ben Elton wrote a great book about what a joke there entire systems are, I cant remember its name though.
One drop cannot of shampoo cannot transform that much - you have breached ASA rules.
You're Fired.
This week, the behemoths of international business take on the "buying stuff cheaply" challenge. Only, for this series, they have to do their procurement on the wrong side of the English Channel.
Boys, one tip for you... if the guy watching your every move has a French name like, say, "Claude", you should imagine that he probably speaks French. Fluently.
Sorry.