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Lewis Coaches

Another-one bites the dust.

guinnessaddick

Who left the femidon in the bin?

Hartleypete

No change at the valley as staff and fans kept in the dark.

Or

KM promises electricity in January window.

Exiled_Addick

Alright, who's been logging onto Charlton Life? Katrien warned us what would happened if one of us got caught on there again.

Halix

"Its a shame the undisclosed transfer of Vetokele didn't go through this summer, we could really have done with that 50p for the meter"

Halix

"Its ok we can put the lights back on, the people complaining about the two croquette potatoes and one sausage in the Keith Peacock Suite have gone now!"

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Roland: Movement. Signal's clean. Range twenty meters.
Marie: They found a way in, something we missed.
Luzon: We didn't miss anything.
Roland : 17 meters.
Marie: Something under the floor, not in the plans.
Roland: Movement. Signal's clean. Range twenty meters.
Marie: They found a way in, something we missed.
Luzon: We didn't miss anything.
Roland: 17 meters.
Marie : Something under the floor, not in the plans.
Roland : 15 meters.
Chris Solly: Marie!
Luzon: Definitely inside the barricades.
Roland: 13 meters.
Marie: That's right outside the door! Luzon Vetokele, get back!
Roland: Man, this is a big fucking signal!
Luzon: How are you doing, Vetokele? Talk to me!
Vetokele: [welding the door shut] Almost there.
Luzon: That's it! Keep it up!
Roland: 12 meters. 11, 10...
Vetokele: They're right on top of us!
Roland: 9 meters.
Luzon: Remember: short, controlled bursts.
Roland: 8 meters. 7, 6...
Marie: They can't be. That's inside the room.
Roland: It's reading right, man! Look!
Luzon: Well then you're not reading it right!
Roland: 5 meters, man! What the hell?! [Looks up along with the rest as they realize they're in the ceiling] ... Oh shit... oh fuck...n: 15 meters.
Chris Solly : Marie!
Luzon: Definitely inside the barricades.
Roland : 13 meters.
Marie: That's right outside the door! Luzon Vetokele , get back!
Roland : Man, this is a big fucking signal!
Luzon : How are you doing, Vetokele ? Talk to me!
Vetokele: [welding the door shut] Almost there.
Luzon : That's it! Keep it up!
Roland: 12 meters. 11, 10...
Vetokele They're right on top of us!
Roland: 9 meters.
Luzon: Remember: short, controlled bursts.
Roland: 8 meters. 7, 6...
Marie: They can't be. That's inside the room.
Roland : It's reading right, man! Look!
Luzon : Well then you're not reading it right!
Roland : 5 meters, man! What the hell?! [Looks up along with the rest as they realize they're in the ceiling] ... Oh shit... oh fuck...





Roland: It's ok guys, don't worry. There not aliens, it's just the three new lads from FC LV-426, the latest network addition.

Halix

"I told Roland that he couldnt go on nicking electricity from Standard Liege forever, at some stage the new owners were bound to spot the incredibly long extension lead and unplug it!".

Halix

" I know Pardew liked us to work in romantic lighting, but hes been gone for years now, surely we can put higher watt bulbs in now"

charente addick

'Ere Shazz, wot you doin while the leccy's darn then?'

'Dunno Shell, I fought I'd start writin my Charlton Aesthetic piece.'

_MrDick

Newsshopper headline: It's not only the Charlton fans that are kept in the dark ....

Halix

"Yes Guy we know that Vetokele, Makinok, Henderson, Ghoochanajad and Cebellos are in here somewhere, and that you need them urgently, its just that we still cant find them!"