Chris Solly's song needs rewriting

cafcfan

"Better than John Terry" no longer cuts the mustard.

There's road kill out there that's better than Terry.

Any good alternatives?

Sillybilly

Always hated the song. Terry is a centre half and an utter tosser. Solly is neither.

RedChaser

Fair point, how about this;

'Chris Solly, Solly
The best right back for me
Since Johnny Humphrey
Chris Solly, Solly'

I thank you

wmcf123

cafcfan said:

"Better than John Terry" no longer cuts the mustard.

There's road kill out there that's better than Terry.

Any good alternatives?

Agreed. We all remember a 35 year old Di Canio running rings around young Terry on boxing day '03. He's been extraordinarily lucky through most of his career to be surrounded by good, quick defenders and diligent defensive midfielders (Desailly, Gallas, Carvahlo, Makelele, Matic etc). When he has none of those benefits, he looks like a carthorse.

Bolderhumphreyreid

He's better than an ice lolly.

MuttleyCAFC

but he isn't 5ft 3 either. Leave it as is.

Mendonca In Asdas

He's better than Les Berry.

MuttleyCAFC

I am better than Les Berry!

covered_end_junior

Better than Kompany.

cafcfan

covered end junior said:

Better than Kompany.

I think we might have a winner!

AFKABartram

I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

ForeverAddickted

AFKABartram said:

I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

Chris Solly, Solly
He's got a dodgy knee
He's gone down again you see
Chris Solly, Solly

Garrymanilow

AFKABartram said:

I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

'Chris Solly, 5ft3, dodgy knee'

Are you his doctor?

Southendaddick

He can only play on a Saturdee...

LiveByTheSword

Chris Solly Solly
Score a goal for me
To get rid of this apathy
Chri Solly Solly

cafcnick1992

He's better than John Akinde

AFKABartram

Chis Solly, Solly
He loves the kariokeeee
Bohemian Rhapsody
He sings majestically

Richard J

ForeverAddickted said:

AFKABartram said:

I always sing 'he's got a dodgy knee'

Chris Solly, Solly
He's got a dodgy knee
He's gone down again you see
Chris Solly, Solly

Of course the song was always a cover version of Spurs' Ledlley Ledlley song. They said ' He's only got one knee'.

SheedyCAFC

Bolderhumphreyreid said:

He's better than an ice lolly.

I hope I'm not the only one singing this

SheedyCAFC

Chris Solly Solly
He doesn't like broccolli
He's more keen on the colly
Chris Solly Solly

sam3110

Chris Solly Solly
He's only 5'3"
Over-rated by many
Chris Solly Solly

thai malaysia addick

Chris Solly Solly
He's not 5' 9"
He's better than Nathaniel Clyne
Chris Solly Solly