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Frontline9
Frontline9 Posts: 764
in General Charlton
Obviousy tomorrow will be a long day on the piss and I'll need battery on the blower, do you think I'll be allowed to take an iphone plug into the ground with me? Can't be assed with someone telling me I gotta lose it

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  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,072
    Welcome to football in 2015 everyone
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,628
    Try and disguise it as a butt plug and you'll be fine.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,754
    You'll will be fine as long as you keep it in a pencil case with your other nik-naks.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?
  • Spanish
    Spanish Posts: 856
    Buy a mobile battery charger. Anker are great...
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,235
    Arsed!

    I'd give them a bell. I now have visions of an iPhone charger being swung over your head lasso style and being launched at the home dug out.
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Curb_It said:

    Arsed!

    I'd give them a bell. I now have visions of an iPhone charger being swung over your head lasso style and being launched at the home dug out.

    BUT WITH BLADES SELLOTAPED TO THE PLUG.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,731
    EastStand said:

    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?

    You'll be thrown into a cell, for the two pints of milk, if it was in litres, they would let you go.
  • cashncarry
    cashncarry Posts: 980
    EastStand said:

    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?

    wrap them all in your blanket , late september nights can be chilly
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    I don't have one. Just a single, thin duvet I bought from Sainsbury's.

    I could paint a tartan pattern onto it?

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  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,235
    Have you been drinking Eaststand? :-)
  • EastStand
    EastStand Posts: 4,109
    Curb_It said:

    Have you been drinking Eaststand? :-)

    I think it's just the nervous excitement for tomorrow!
  • RaplhMilne
    RaplhMilne Posts: 4,607
    EastStand said:

    I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

    The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

    1 knife
    4 hip flasks of tia maria
    2 pints of milk
    1 flare
    1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
    2 kittens
    and a tea towel.

    What are my chances?

    If all packed in a tartan shopping trolley, then no problem.
  • markmc68
    markmc68 Posts: 1,593
    So a pencil case will be a no no ?
  • PL54
    PL54 Posts: 10,757
    markmc68 said:

    So a pencil case will be a no no ?

    Only if you haven't got a fire certificate for it

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