Query

Frontline9

Obviousy tomorrow will be a long day on the piss and I'll need battery on the blower, do you think I'll be allowed to take an iphone plug into the ground with me? Can't be assed with someone telling me I gotta lose it

se9addick

Welcome to football in 2015 everyone

DaveMehmet

Try and disguise it as a butt plug and you'll be fine.

SuedeAdidas

You'll will be fine as long as you keep it in a pencil case with your other nik-naks.

EastStand

I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

1 knife
4 hip flasks of tia maria
2 pints of milk
1 flare
1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
2 kittens
and a tea towel.

What are my chances?

Spanish

Buy a mobile battery charger. Anker are great...

Curb_It

Arsed!

I'd give them a bell. I now have visions of an iPhone charger being swung over your head lasso style and being launched at the home dug out.

EastStand

Curb_It said:

Arsed!

I'd give them a bell. I now have visions of an iPhone charger being swung over your head lasso style and being launched at the home dug out.

BUT WITH BLADES SELLOTAPED TO THE PLUG.

guinnessaddick

EastStand said:

I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

1 knife
4 hip flasks of tia maria
2 pints of milk
1 flare
1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
2 kittens
and a tea towel.

What are my chances?

You'll be thrown into a cell, for the two pints of milk, if it was in litres, they would let you go.

cashncarry

EastStand said:

I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

1 knife
4 hip flasks of tia maria
2 pints of milk
1 flare
1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
2 kittens
and a tea towel.

What are my chances?

wrap them all in your blanket , late september nights can be chilly

EastStand

I don't have one. Just a single, thin duvet I bought from Sainsbury's.

I could paint a tartan pattern onto it?

Curb_It

Have you been drinking Eaststand? :-)

EastStand

Curb_It said:

Have you been drinking Eaststand? :-)

I think it's just the nervous excitement for tomorrow!

RaplhMilne

EastStand said:

I wanna know if they'll have lady stewards.

The fellas aren't allowed to search me, I want to bring in:

1 knife
4 hip flasks of tia maria
2 pints of milk
1 flare
1 flag with a photo of Pardew getting bummed by big Mak's big johnson
2 kittens
and a tea towel.

What are my chances?

If all packed in a tartan shopping trolley, then no problem.

markmc68

So a pencil case will be a no no ?

PL54

markmc68 said:

So a pencil case will be a no no ?

Only if you haven't got a fire certificate for it