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Alan Pardew - Next England Manager

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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 52,008
    kentaddick said:

    killerandflash said:

    If the next manager has to be English, there isn't exactly a long list of suitable candidates.

    Successful club management record
    European experience
    No dodgy personal issues

    Maybe someone like Gary Neville, who has been involved with the England team, would be an option?

    would love gary neville to be england manager. A punt but a calculated one.
    I quite like Gary Neville. Certainly not a punt.
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,194
    Not a punt to appoint someone to a national team who has never managed before? Or was that a typo?!

    Things rarely end well for England managers, so at least if big nose did get the job, you could be quite certain he will face a nasty fall from grace sooner or later.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,930
    killerandflash said:

    cantersaddick said:

    To those suggesting Neville or Southgate gan I remind you of the last occasion when we promoted someone from within the England set up! A certain Steve Mclaren. Well that ended well didn't it!

    To be fair, all England managers have been "failures" since Sir Alf, as none have won anything. The only ones with any sorts of achievements are Sir Bobby, after 8 years and many disappointments and El Tel, who got the push due to his Del Boy tendencies!
    Sure but with that team he had available he failed to qualify for a major tournament! None have failed quite that much!
  • dizzee
    dizzee Posts: 5,616
    All England managers are looked at as failures because the media hypes our players up so much that we believe we have a fantastic squad of players when really the majority of them are mediocre. Sven did a brilliant job however.
  • Valiantphil
    Valiantphil Posts: 6,410
    Skeletons + Closet = 0% chance.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    JiMMy 85 said:

    Not a punt to appoint someone to a national team who has never managed before? Or was that a typo?!

    Things rarely end well for England managers, so at least if big nose did get the job, you could be quite certain he will face a nasty fall from grace sooner or later.

    Dunno... Jurgen Klinsmann's first Management role was with Germany
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Valiantphil said:

    Skeletons + Closet = 0% chance.

    This. From what I have heard over the years pards cant keep it in his pants. Will be a tabloid scandal or two if he was ever manager I'm sure
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,741
    I couldn't support an England team with that pillock in charge. No way never.
  • northstandsteve
    northstandsteve Posts: 14,329
    Pardew, is a c##t
  • SantaClaus
    SantaClaus Posts: 7,655
    edited September 2015
    He'll keep the super injunction lawyers busy.
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  • hudson-son-son
    hudson-son-son Posts: 2,645
    Gotta admit, I enjoyed his quote today.
    “Spurs have some outstanding players. I’m a big fan of Kane, Chadli and Eriksen. They will definitely finish in the top ten.”
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  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
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  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Mental but no to all ye that would 'give up' we know you would come back as soon as we make the finals lol
  • A-R-T-H-U-R
    A-R-T-H-U-R Posts: 7,678
    Dazzler21 said:

    Mental but no to all ye that would 'give up' we know you would come back as soon as we make the finals lol

    Which we are pretty much guaranteed to do with Pardew in charge.
  • The Red Robin
    The Red Robin Posts: 26,127
    I could bloody guide England to the finals. It's not hard.
  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    The Red Robin said:

    I could bloody guide England to the finals. It's not hard.

    Ooooh could you now?!

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  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,224
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    I's been too long.
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,633
  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,741
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    Pards will never get it, the press would have a field day in the same way they had on Sven and his affairs etc. Hodgson's been great for the FA as as a person he's pretty damn normal and a genuinely good man.
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  • mid_life_crisis
    mid_life_crisis Posts: 3,263
    Sitting here in Cafe Nero, West Wickham with the next England Manager.
    Questions?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    mid_life_crisis said:

    Sitting here in Cafe Nero, West Wickham with the next England Manager.
    Questions?

    Did you have a good party from the money you stole from Charlton when you got sacked?
  • mid_life_crisis
    mid_life_crisis Posts: 3,263
    ForeverAddickted said:

    mid_life_crisis said:

    Sitting here in Cafe Nero, West Wickham with the next England Manager.
    Questions?

    Did you have a good party from the money you stole from Charlton when you got sacked?
    Might start with an easier one.

  • nth_london_addick
    nth_london_addick Posts: 35,919
    Why do you f##k your players wives you bstd
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    mid_life_crisis said:

    ForeverAddickted said:

    mid_life_crisis said:

    Sitting here in Cafe Nero, West Wickham with the next England Manager.
    Questions?

    Did you have a good party from the money you stole from Charlton when you got sacked?
    Might start with an easier one.

    Why are you such a prick and why did you feel the need to sign Rob Elliot from us knowing he was going to be part of a League One winning side... Something you weren't able to do yourself?
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    We were still in The Championship when Pardew was sacked so he didn't have the opportunity of getting us out of League 1.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,319
    iaitch said:

    We were still in The Championship when Pardew was sacked so he didn't have the opportunity of getting us out of League 1.

    But he had a great Southampton squad and despite recovering from the points deducted was promptly sacked the next season
  • IA
    IA Posts: 6,103
    mid_life_crisis said:

    Sitting here in Cafe Nero, West Wickham with the next England Manager.
    Questions?

    Why did you take the Valencia job?
  • mid_life_crisis
    mid_life_crisis Posts: 3,263
    IA said:

    mid_life_crisis said:

    Sitting here in Cafe Nero, West Wickham with the next England Manager.
    Questions?

    Why did you take the Valencia job?
    I see what you did there ;-)

  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    Ere mate wize yer nose so big?

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