You know you're a man when...

suzisausage

[cite]Posted By: les_says[/cite]when you buy 12 pints of lager at half time. )

with the tenner the missus gave you!!!??!?!?

Sco

Blimey! It really is cheaper up North!

paulbaconsarnie

the only time you contemplate using an iron, is when you are slicing your woods.

3blokes

When the British Gas engineer can't fix your boiler till Friday because he hasn't got a part, and you think about the cold showers till then and you smile at the wife and say " I can handle it."
Loved the pencil behind the ear, I used to do that as a kid when I was about 7 in the hope I looked about 9 :)
And trips to the dump oh yeh! It's the feeling of quiet contentment afterwards.

carlsberg

[cite]Posted By: Carter[/cite]And throwing away house/car/work keys and having to break into your own home to get spares

Forgetting you season ticket 3 times in a row

paulbaconsarnie

you walk into your pub and the barman/maid says 'usual?'

ReddyRascals

£10 notes are simply "beer vouchers".

pickwick

Simply brown beer tokens as opposed to purple red or blue ones?