Texan - a man's gotta chew what a man's gotta chew
I think that quote was actually for Toffos.
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Cowboy up for assassination by S American bandits, presumably Mexicans. A last request Gringo? Yeah just let me finish this here Texan bar. Takes him so long Mexican firing squad fall asleep. Yank walks off muttering "Texan, sure is a mighty chew"
Sorry mate, you're too late. The best peas went to Farrows.
I was recently reminded of this after @sillav nitram raised a request for ring pulls to be added to his Farrow's marrowfat peas (no other supplier considered). That cartoon crow from the early 60s who demanded to know where his dinner had gone still has a lot to answer for.
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its a lager not a tune.
Advertised by that northern oaf Colin Welland. Shows what they know about bitter. It was keg shite!
When you brush your teeth with Pepsident.
OK, I am a sad old git, I'll get me zimmer frame!
Summer's main force is spent,
A dog barking somewhere in Sussex,
Can be heard...
From a village In Kent
An ancient elm remains unmoved
As a swallow performs some tricks,
And the man who bats at number 3
Hits a gnat...
For 6
Such an evening should be celebrated,
So, it's no ordinary bitter for me.
Tonight let money be no object,
I'll have a pint of JC
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Cowboy up for assassination by S American bandits, presumably Mexicans.
A last request Gringo?
Yeah just let me finish this here Texan bar.
Takes him so long Mexican firing squad fall asleep. Yank walks off muttering "Texan, sure is a mighty chew"
You hum it son, and I’ll play it
I was recently reminded of this after @sillav nitram raised a request for ring pulls to be added to his Farrow's marrowfat peas (no other supplier considered). That cartoon crow from the early 60s who demanded to know where his dinner had gone still has a lot to answer for.
Cadburys take them and they cover them in chocolate.
And
It’s so big you gotta grin to get it in ( wagon wheels )