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Things to do whilst bored at work?

Anyone got any suggestions? I have done a total of bugger all so far today and still have 7ish hours to go.....

(awaits comments straight out of Bottom Live)

Comments

  • B3ta used to be a good time waster back in the early 2000s

    Or that Wikipedia game where you pick a random page and have to use the links to get to Jesus.

  • Some work?

    Nobody to trade with mate, NYK aren't even in yet.
  • If you work in some big office see how many people's desks you can reorganise without them catching you
  • sam3110 said:

    If you work in some big office see how many people's desks you can reorganise without them catching you

    haha, I am the only one in on my desk today (normally 10 of us) there are 100's of empty desks on the floor today but fancy keeping my job
  • I wouldn't advise doing anything like procrastination on a work pc, and I never trust that any office is not cctv'd up.

    I'm working double bubble today and having a massive bank holiday pay dump whilst perusing this site on my phone. Start off with that. Sit on the can and see how long it will take for a poo to fall out of you. Report back once stretched and empty
  • Been in my office since 10 and it just doesn't feel right, so empty
  • Quick tug under the desk. Like Carter says, don't trust that the cctv isn't working though, so keep a straight face when you get to the vinegar strokes
  • Search for a new job that doesn't require you to work on a bank holiday.
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  • charltonJ said:

    Been in my office since 10 and it just doesn't feel right, so empty

    Sounds like child abuse.

  • Search for a new job that doesn't require you to work on a bank holiday.

    but then I wouldn't get a random day off in lieu when all my friends and family are at work............ oh

    seriously though, I normally don't mind taking my turn but I have done 7 trades all day and am now waiting for some bloke in Romania to decide that there is nothing else we can do so I can go piss about with the dlr and the train just to get home.
  • Update your cv.
  • brogib said:

    Porn

    no one else here to make it with....
  • fill out job application forms for a rival firm
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