goats

sham69

goodbye everyone i.m off to join plaid cymru whatever,i,m in love wahay

sham69

forget viagra

purdis

I once knew a dyslexic who went to a toga party dressed as a goat

thai malaysia addick

purdis said:

I once knew a dyslexic who went to a Toga party dressed as a goat

I heard he got a .....

Stu_of_Kunming

@Gumbo loves em.

TelMc32

Weird...but at least it ain't another spanners thread!!!

guinnessaddick

TelMc32 said:

Weird...but at least it ain't another spanners thread!!!

Who needs Spanners when you have goats?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6979292.stm

brogib

We're getting a few goats to keep the grass down

Uboat

I've been a fan of goats ever since I was a kid.

brogib

Uboat said:

I've been a fan of goats ever since I was a kid.

Are ewe joking?

Uboat

Shit, I'm already out of goat puns.

brogib

So was I so I brought sheep into it

purdis

I've never recovered from that goat-worrying incident as a young man.
It haunts me to this day.

Lincsaddick

goats ? .. all Labour voters .. they love the nanny state

se9addick

I think @sham69 might have had a couple of pints last night - hope the hangover isn't too bad !

Uboat

se9addick said:

I think @sham69 might have had a couple of pints last night - hope the hangover isn't too bad !

Yes, I got that impression too.

tangoflash

se9addick said:

I think @sham69 might have had a couple of pints last night - hope the hangover isn't too bad !

Might be feeling a bit gruff today. Let's just hope he doesn't come on here to find he's been trolled...........

LouisMend

@sham69 walking home last night

limeygent

wwaddickson said:

@sham69 walking home last night

Glad you weren't driving....

A-R-T-H-U-R

I went to the barbers and he offered me goat tea.
Which was nice.

purdis

A-R-T-H-U-R said:

I went to the barbers and he offered me goat tea.
Which was nice.

Did he serve it in a Billycan?

A-R-T-H-U-R

Nice one!
No, but that bloody Paper Lace song about a brave goat was playing on his stereo.

nth_london_addick

Still no gumbo

purdis

Goat Songs

Goatta Get Through this - Daniel Bedingfield
I goatta see Jane - R.Dean Taylor
We goatta get out of this place - The Animals
I goatta feelin' - Black Eyed Peas

Scoham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atOFHAawIAA

A-R-T-H-U-R

D-I-V-O-R-C-E by Billy Connelly complete with goatee.

paulie8290

thought this was gonna be a thread where u listed sports and asked for everyone's GOAT'S

cafcfan

True story: conversation at a wedding in Northern Ireland where everyone is mad.
Bride's ancient aunt: You're from England?
Me: Yes.
Baa: Are there goats in England.
Me (in a confused voice): Yesss.
Baa: What do they eat?
Me: Would you like another drink?