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Song for Watt

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Someone must be able to make a song out of this.
Jam – DAVID WATTS Lyrics
Am a dull and simple lad
Cannot tell water from champagne
And I have never met the Queen
And I wish I could have all he has got
I wish I could be like David Watts
And when I lie on my pillow at night
I dream I could fight like David Watts
And lead the school team to victory
Take my exams and pass the lot
He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
His is so gay and fancy free
And I wish I could have all the money he's got
I wish I could be like David Watts
And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Watts
The try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble creed
Jam – DAVID WATTS Lyrics
Am a dull and simple lad
Cannot tell water from champagne
And I have never met the Queen
And I wish I could have all he has got
I wish I could be like David Watts
And when I lie on my pillow at night
I dream I could fight like David Watts
And lead the school team to victory
Take my exams and pass the lot
He is the head boy at the school
He is the captain of the team
His is so gay and fancy free
And I wish I could have all the money he's got
I wish I could be like David Watts
And all the girls in the neighborhood
Try to go out with David Watts
The try their best but can't succeed
For he is of pure and noble creed
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Yeah good luck with that chaps...13
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I wish I could play like Tony Watts
He's the best player of our team.1 -
That's brilliant but when do we do the la la la be de boo de dum dum de do bit.2
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Crying with laughter, particularly at the boy on the front row with the cheesy grin2
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C4FC4L1f3 said:
Fantastic , can we make one of these videos with all charlton life members after Tony bangs in a hat trick against Millwall?
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WTF????
That's brilliant !0 -
I'd seen the "Joe Ledley Celtic Midfield Dragon" one. It is equally weird.0
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It not the Jam, it's the Kinks.
and most people seem to miss that it is a gay song (not that there is anything wrong with that).
Shame it won't catch on as Tony's song.1 -
I've got this vision of Len Glover, Valley Gary, Goonerhater, Henry Irving, Prague and PL54 all sitting in the front row with their woggles doing the hand under chin smiley face thing !Mendonca In Asdas said:C4FC4L1f3 said:
Fantastic , can we make one of these videos with all charlton life members after Tony bangs in a hat trick against Millwall?
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We all dream of a team of Tony Watts
Watt, Watt will tear you apart again.1 -
He's a hi ho sexual monster, everywhere he goes well baby4
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I was an a rather mixed-up lad,
I couldn't mix it with my peers.
I was alone and all at sea, so
Over to Belgium I did go.
I got a call from Katrien Meire;
She said a transfer's on the cards.
I took a number 180.
And I signed on the line and raised a smile.
I got a buzz, I felt the vibe.
I like my team mates, they like me.
I ran about and felt so good
to know that I'd found a club so pure.
I looked around a bit wide-eyed.
I got a place upon the bench.
Started the engine, and I found
that I ran on an energy renewed.
I took the ball out to the wing,
I put a cross into my pal,
He scored the goal, but in my head
it felt like I'd scored that goal myself.
I was so proud to get a start,
playing to fans in SE7,
It was a scene of red and white
and I knew that I'd found my ideal home.
I took a pass, I blocked a move,
Did what I could, showed who was who.
Played as a team-mate, all the time,
and loved every minute, yes, it's true.
I found the football at my feet.
I looked ahead and beat my man.
I saw that sea of red and white
and I lashed out a shot, so full, so true.
And they sing out my name, Sir Tony Watt....
... All the best to you, Tony. You're a damn good footballer.
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Very celtic...2
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Watt The F@@k??AFKABartram said:WTF????
That's brilliant !1 -
What the actual Fuck have I just watched? Even by the internet's standards, that is incredibly random.C4FC4L1f3 said:2 -
You watt, you watt,
You tony you watt you watt.
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One slight tweak.........Dave2l said:You watt, you watt,
You tony you watt you watt.
You Watt, you Watt
You Tony, Tony Watt1 -
Absolutely brilliantC4FC4L1f3 said:0 -
that thai vid is mental0
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After watching that does anyone else want to punch a Thai cub scout in the face?C4FC4L1f3 said:0 -
I can't even be bothered with that sad comment above.
An inspiring, but also tragic, story behind the Thai Tims. All starting with a poor family trying to find a school for their young son who has Downs Syndrome. Worth a read...
http://www.eltnews.com/columns/patontheback/2013/06/reamonn_gormley_thai_tims.html
Those videos really do crack me up though. Ignore who you might support. Just take some pleasure that it gives a lot of enjoyment to a lot of kids.
We could certainly adapt the Tony Watt one.2 -
Erm, Watt the fuck?C4FC4L1f3 said:0 -
Telmc32, If you cant be bothered why mention it?
it was a throw away coment regarding the song being annoying.
The video was posted with no mention of the Thai Tims or the story behind them so don't try and make it into something it's not.0 -
'All in all it's just a...nother Tony Watt goal'
These kids are great. Could do with a few at out games, lol.0 -
I think someone has spiked my tea.1
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Brilliant.0