Oliver's Army of course - but you'll need to print these lyrics to sing along to :-)
Don't start me talking
I could talk all ni-i-i-ight
My mind went - sleep walking
Needed to put the club to ri-i-ights
Called Alan Pardew's agent
Has he got himself an occu-pation?
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
There are no bigtime Charlies
To keep us in the mi-i-ire
It will be a laughing party
When we start climbing hi-igher
Only takes a bit of vigour
One more win it's a simple figure
Pardew's army is here to stay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
West Ham was up for grabs
Jwanna Taylor has got crabs.
We saw the Geor-dees' back line
Overrun by our Chinese ni-ine
We'll beat the boys from the Ewood and the Pier and the Tyne
But there's no danger
Of us going down this yee-ar
Relegation'll be a stranger
For so long as Mr. Pardew's here
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you off to Day and Curbs
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
Comments
"Four thousand holes in Blackburn Lancashire" becomes "Six thousand reds in blackburn lancashire"
Don't start me talking
I could talk all ni-i-i-ight
My mind went - sleep walking
Needed to put the club to ri-i-ights
Called Alan Pardew's agent
Has he got himself an occu-pation?
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
There are no bigtime Charlies
To keep us in the mi-i-ire
It will be a laughing party
When we start climbing hi-igher
Only takes a bit of vigour
One more win it's a simple figure
Pardew's army is here to stay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
West Ham was up for grabs
Jwanna Taylor has got crabs.
We saw the Geor-dees' back line
Overrun by our Chinese ni-ine
We'll beat the boys from the Ewood and the Pier and the Tyne
But there's no danger
Of us going down this yee-ar
Relegation'll be a stranger
For so long as Mr. Pardew's here
If you're out of luck or out of work
We could send you off to Day and Curbs
Pardew's army is here to sta-a-ay
Red 'n' white army are on their wa-a-ay
And I would rather be anyone else
Than Merr vyn Day
Just a title would have done FFS!
Absolutely excellent fella! SUPERB!
Now I expected that from OoooohaaarrrMortimer!
LOL...I was referring to Blackburn as a town rather than an impending relegation
"London calling to the faraway towns
Now that war is declared-and battle come down"
Clash - North and South
"Now I know, words are only cheap
It's gonna be a burn out
All around this town
The South is up
But the North is down"
Stone Roses - This is the One
"It may go right
But it might go wrong
This is the one
This is the one"