Ideas for how Roland can save money

BPhasnohair

Don't bother putting nets up.

Callumcafc

Employ a failed manager at your other club to avoid paying him off.... oh.

MuttleyCAFC

sell us

Henry Irving

Get rid of expensive display stands for selling programmes and sell them from boxes in the rainy streets instead.

brogib

Put tea bags out on the clothes line

eldavide

Check back of sofa for loose change/strikers

Lincsaddick

print the programmes on recycled newspaper

Stig

Sell half a dozen clubs and focus on trying to get things right with one of them.

T_C_E

Stop sponsoring feckin trains.

Idle_Hans_Jr

Close the ticket office on a Thursday afternoon

crookester

Sell the valley and groundshare with welling. The way we're going, that will be plenty big enough.

Hartleypete

Idle_Hans_Jr said:

Close the ticket office on a Thursday afternoon

Open on a Thursday afternoon, but close the rest of the week.

brogib

Don't bother travelling to any of the games, oh

Lazy_eye_metaphor

Just sell up and go away.




Please......

Paddy Powell

All home games to kick off at 10am.

RD can sell the floodlights on gumtree and he'll be able to negotiate a much lower direct debit payment with his electricity supplier.

charltonkeston

ISA

smudge7946

Claim back any PPI owed to him on any credit agreement taken out since 1990.

A-R-T-H-U-R

Share a bath.

Weegie Addick

Lump a fortune on us getting relegated...

Dansk_Red

Only pay the players and manager if they win.

BPhasnohair

Sell the pitch to someone who can play football on it

Stig

Roland should join the Go With The Flow scheme to save money whilst he's pissing our club down the drain.

bigstemarra

Sign everybody up to zero hours contracts. Actually, that might produce better results too!

alanscoachdriver

Play games on a Friday night and shut two of the stands.

Bollocks - He might actually do that....

Anna_Kissed

Next season, all home fans to be seated in the Covered End lower section. Shouldn't be too hard to accommodate. Would save a bit on stewards, tea bars, etc. Those there can admire the nice yellow paint to both left and right.