Caption Competition

Valiantphil

Just checking those shoelaces are OK, otherwise someone will have to tie them for me.

LenGlover

Now where did I put my starting blocks?

sadiejane1981

"Some of my strings seem to be broken as I'm finding it hard to stand upright"

carly burn

"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"

RodneyCharltonTrotta

"Roly told me to keep the club on its arse for the foreseeable"

SheffieldRed

if things seem bad now, what will happen when the fans find out about my salary being paid into my HSBC Swiss Bank account

MeebaumAzanitch

DRAddick said:

"...erm....erm.....erm....uh.....erm..."

Shouldn't that be "...worm...worm...worm...uh...worm..."

tangoflash

Lincsaddick

If I were a tall man .. ayubba yubba yubba yubba deedle deedle dieddle dooo

aliwibble

How does it go again? Bunny rabbit goes around the tree...

Phantom_User

I'm sure I've seen some of these players before.
It's all coming back to me now.. angry fans.. pretend footballers.. mad, lying Belgians..

Oh, god, I think I'll just curl up into a ball and die

Covered End

I wish I could stand up for longer, but I'm so used to kneeling infront of Roly, I just can't. Huh.

MrOneLung

Roland Thinks, therefore, I am.

Dave2l

"This body position makes me look intelligent. The jokes on them I'm actually secretly rubbing a mouth ulcer".

man_at_milletts

If I stay down here they might not see that my pants are on fire.

man_at_milletts

The paper planes will never hit me if I stay down like this.

T_C_E

That well known Disney song............

"I've got no strings to hold me down,
To make me laugh or make me frown,
It's not my fault, you can't blame me,
I don't buy the players or pick the team,
There are no strings on me"

guinnessaddick

tangoflash said:

More stinker than thinker.

Ted\'s Addicksson

Gollom hates losing

3blokes

Come on Cheriton United

LoonyBin

Just got to get a little lower...... a little lower...... that's it..!! Ahhhh, so Katrien wears pink ones, eh?

TelMc32

Guy Luzon stars in "Around Roly's World in 80 Days"...Liege (tick)...Sharlton (tick)...now, is it Alcorcon, Upjest, St Trinians or Carl Harris Jena next??

dizzee

9 across, apologise

mrbligh

i wonder if anyone could advise me as to the correct length of hair when considering highlights

Stig

If I claim squatters rights, perhaps the boss won't be able to sack me.

Oakster

"Look! Look! Players see how I crouch with passion, I do not vant to stand up too much. Sometimes vhen you want to stand up too much is no good. You need to be balanced"

"You understand? Huh?"

grumpyaddick

Crouching tiger, hidden wanker.

ForeverAddickted

carly burn said:

"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"

Vhy am I speaking German...

tangoflash

ForeverAddickted said:

carly burn said:

"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"

Vhy am I speaking German...

Eet is ze national language of ze Israeli people, you Dummkopf.........

sadiejane1981

tangoflash said:

ForeverAddickted said:

carly burn said:

"Vot is in this sack I am supposedly getting in de morning???"

Vhy am I speaking German...

Eet is ze national language of ze Israeli people, you Dummkopf.........

Whilst in England at Charlton you should speak the language "Dutch" everyone knows that! Derrrrrh!