Retro Songs

Solidgone

A blast back to the old days which I heard tonight at the Tottenham v Sheffield Utd match ( obviously without Charlton) bit but how would you lot update it to be PC and be more inclusive to all Addick supporters

Charlton boys we are here...whoa whoa
Charlton boys we are here whoa whoa
Charlton boys we are here, to shag your women and drink your beer hoa whoa whoa wo.

CAFCTrev

oooh Bob Peeters....

Baldybonce

you'll never take the covered end,
you'll never take the covered end.

cashncarry

Knees up Mother Brown

C_A_F_C

1-0 to the Londoners

bobmunro

Reading the title, I thought this was going to be another thread about Oasis.

SuedeAdidas

cashncarry said:

Knees up Mother Brown

I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.

Bryan_Kynsie

The one in which we ask Bill Shankly if he has heard of the North Bank Highbury....

Wouldn't be the same asking Brendan Rogers if he has heard of any bits of the Emirates Stadium...!

Addicted

Oh Andy Hunt...

Norman_Smith

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cashncarry said:

Knees up Mother Brown

I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.

Anyone remember the Knee up Mary Brown version sung to Tommy Docherty in the 70's

1905

Norman_Smith said:

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cashncarry said:

Knees up Mother Brown

I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.

Anyone remember the Knee up Mary Brown version sung to Tommy Docherty in the 70's

Whose up Mary Brown?

DaveMehmet

You're going home in a London ambulance.

Oggy Red

cashncarry said:

Knees up Mother Brown

Used to love singing that down the Covered End when we scored.

Just terracing back then, and we'd all sing and do an almighty knees up - and fall onto those doing the knees up in front of us.

Good days!

Greenie

1905 said:

Norman_Smith said:

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cashncarry said:

Knees up Mother Brown

I liked the "Bees up Fulham down" version from Brentford last year.

Anyone remember the Knee up Mary Brown version sung to Tommy Docherty in the 70's

Whose up Mary Brown?



Yes remember it well. Always made me laugh.

Greenie

Wasn't there a song that went....
Over there, over there and do they smell, like fuckin hell. ??

Also -

If I had the arse of a cow? and I had the wings of a crow, I'd fly above the Millwall and shit on the bastards below ,below and shit on the bastards below.

Hit 'em on the 'head hit em on the 'head 'em the 'head with a baseball bat.

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London so
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go

I get a funny feeling inside of me
When walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London Town (get of yer sister)

Friend Or Defoe

The first part is if I had the wings of a sparrow.

Greenie

Friend Or Defoe said:

The first part is if I had the wings of a sparrow.

Cheers FOD, my memory is.......er......

cabbles

I remember we played Stoke back in the mid 90s. "Offside, mark stein is always offside, mark stein is always offside. Offside"

I was about 12. I remember then, thinking, what a shit chant.

Norman_Smith

The famous Tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the pope repeat And this is what he said F@#k off. Whose that team they call the charlton whose team we all adore their the boys in red and white and their F@#king dynamite

DaveMehmet

We hate andy pandy and we hate bill and ben, we hate ken dodd and his diddy men.

We don't give a toss and we don't give a w*nk, we took the arsenal north bank.

Friend Or Defoe

Greenie said:

Friend Or Defoe said:

The first part is if I had the wings of a sparrow.

Cheers FOD, my memory is.......er......

Second line is and if I had the arse of a crow.

man_at_milletts

Greenie said:

Wasn't there a song that went....
Over there, over there and do they smell, like fuckin hell. ??

Also -

If I had the arse of a cow? and I had the wings of a crow, I'd fly above the Millwall and shit on the bastards below ,below and shit on the bastards below.

Hit 'em on the 'head hit em on the 'head 'em the 'head with a baseball bat.

Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London so
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I think of her wherever I go

I get a funny feeling inside of me
When walking up and down
Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner
That I love London Town (get of yer sister)

Jim Reeves - Distant Drums.

I hear the sound, of distant bums....

Over there, over there...

Don't think we sung 'walking' up and down.

Solidgone

Norman_Smith said:

The famous Tottenham hotspur went to Rome to see the pope repeat And this is what he said F@#k off. Whose that team they call the charlton whose team we all adore their the boys in red and white and their F@#king dynamite

And Benny Fenton's mother Is a whore.

Leaburn Forever

Remember the North Stand singing 'is the father Andy Cole' to David Beckham at the Valley every time we they had a corner. Found that quite amusing back in the day. Although, I am sure Mr Beckham didn't. Believe we lost that game 1-0 to a late Dwight Yorke winner!

Personally, I always found 'bounce in a minute, we're gonna bounce in a minute' quite a laugh .... then you would get 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' (for a minute) and 'bouncy bouncy bouncy la la la la'

Also liked the one about John Robinson:

Johnny R Johhny R running down the wing, Johnny R Johnny R with his great big chin, feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Johnny R Johnny R Johnny R

1905

If you are a Tottenham Fan, and you've got a big nose
We'll recognise you instantly, as one of those
You'll stroll into the Watermans Arms, and hear that mighty roar
Fuck off you Tottenham bastards, we are the Charlton boys
i o i o we are the Charlton boys, i o i o we are the Charlton boys

Plumstead_Micky

Leaburn Forever said:

Remember the North Stand singing 'is the father Andy Cole' to David Beckham at the Valley every time we they had a corner. Found that quite amusing back in the day. Although, I am sure Mr Beckham didn't. Believe we lost that game 1-0 to a late Dwight Yorke winner!

Personally, I always found 'bounce in a minute, we're gonna bounce in a minute' quite a laugh .... then you would get 'oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo' (for a minute) and 'bouncy bouncy bouncy la la la la'

Also liked the one about John Robinson:

Johnny R Johhny R running down the wing, Johnny R Johnny R with his great big chin, feared by the blues, loved by the reds, Johnny R Johnny R Johnny R

What about when Peter Beardsley took a corner by the north stand and the chants of
"You ugly bastard,
you ugly bastard,
....."
I don't suppose he liked that one either.

MountsfieldPark

C_A_F_C said:

1-0 to the Londoners Belgians

We can but hope.

MrOneLung

Not heard this one for a while:

Back to The Valley.
we're going Back to the Valley.

stonemuse

1905 said:

If you are a Tottenham Fan, and you've got a big nose
We'll recognise you instantly, as one of those
You'll stroll into the Watermans Arms, and hear that mighty roar
Fuck off you Tottenham bastards, we are the Charlton boys
i o i o we are the Charlton boys, i o i o we are the Charlton boys

Close, but not quite the version I recall.

Macronate

"when Steve goes up
to lift the Members Cup
we'll be there
we'll be there".