I've hardly been on this site the last few days as I can't be bothered to read through pages n pages of moans n groans that ain't gonna change a thing manger or owner so welcome this thread, praise The Lord !!!!!!
My son was telling me about his mate and his wife. His mate is an 18 stone WBA supporting brummie and his wife a 20 stone Essex bird, both in their early 40's
Apparently she had been hinting weeks before Christmas about a watch that she would like, when she was asked what he had actually bought, she went into great detail whilst bashing him around the head in telling us that he had brought her a drumkit!
I absolutely cracked up, not only about the inappropriate pressie, but the vision of her big arse on that tiny drumstool!
My son was telling me about his mate and his wife. His mate is an 18 stone WBA supporting brummie and his wife a 20 stone Essex bird, both in their early 40's
Apparently she had been hinting weeks before Christmas about a watch that she would like, when she was asked what he had actually bought, she went into great detail whilst bashing him around the head in telling us that he had brought her a drumkit!
I absolutely cracked up, not only about the inappropriate pressie, but the vision of her big arse on that tiny drumstool!
Classic!
I hope she had been practising on the drums before bashing him around the head, as that way she would be able to keep time.
I've hardly been on this site the last few days as I can't be bothered to read through pages n pages of moans n groans that ain't gonna change a thing manger or owner so welcome this thread, praise The Lord !!!!!!
Me too mate, have hardly read any of the threads/posts about the manager.
My daughters class are learning about old toys at the moment and her teacher photocopied something she wrote today and gave it to my wife. Excuse the spelling (she's only just turned 6) but it did make me smile.... "My daddy had a Jamse Bond car 38 years agow. He got it at xmas and it was his fayvrit toy. He has still got it now. He said I kood tayck it in because we are lirning about old toys now and I love my daddy"
Oh well they thought they were on their way to some fisticuffs with Chelsea but they f##ked it big time At least another 20 year wait before they get that close again only thing that's made me smile lately Well pissing me pants actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swYdKF1MpWg 
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Do you sing SE7 I'm in Heaven? :-)
My son was telling me about his mate and his wife. His mate is an 18 stone WBA supporting brummie and his wife a 20 stone Essex bird, both in their early 40's
Apparently she had been hinting weeks before Christmas about a watch that she would like, when she was asked what he had actually bought, she went into great detail whilst bashing him around the head in telling us that he had brought her a drumkit!
I absolutely cracked up, not only about the inappropriate pressie, but the vision of her big arse on that tiny drumstool!
Classic!
My daughters class are learning about old toys at the moment and her teacher photocopied something she wrote today and gave it to my wife. Excuse the spelling (she's only just turned 6) but it did make me smile....
"My daddy had a Jamse Bond car 38 years agow. He got it at xmas and it was his fayvrit toy. He has still got it now. He said I kood tayck it in because we are lirning about old toys now and I love my daddy"
like uve pissed urself in a dark suit and hope no one noticed
Those were the days
At least another 20 year wait before they get that close again only thing that's made me smile lately
Well pissing me pants actually
Still looking forward to Saturday's match