This Really Doesn't Sound Like Pardew Does It?
The Crystal Palace boss complained it took his team TWENTY minutes to walk 150 yards from the coach drop-off to the Conference side’s ground for Sunday’s FA Cup win.
When he arrived inside the ground, Pards fumed to stewards and volunteers: "It's f***ing ridiculous".
Dover Chairman Jim Parmenter said: "It is complete arrogance for him to make special arrangements just because it's him. I don't know what Pardew was doing for 20 minutes. You can crawl up there on all fours in a couple of minutes. He was also very rude to staff".
Priceless stuff isn't it.
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Sounds like he was on his best behaviour.1
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Big nosed arrogant prick13
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Him and Palace are well suited to each other3
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Well said the Dover Chairman!4
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I agree with Pardew here.
I mean, come on! 150 yards for a professional footballer to have to walk is absolutely f***ing ridiculous! It could have really affected the teams performance.
As for being rude to staff and stewards; Well he has the right to. He is Alan Pardew after all. He is far superior to anyone else in the country. He can do what he likes.
If I were him I'd make a complaint to the FA about the Dover staff and stewards not bowing to him as he arrived.10 -
Right nasty piece of work is old pards.
What an embarrassment.0 -
I've been to Dover, he's got a point .. it is a bit of a hike...
But saying that they are supposed to be professional athletes.1 -
Brendan_O_Connell said:
I agree with Pardew here.
I mean, come on! 150 yards for a professional footballer to have to walk is absolutely f***ing ridiculous! It could have really affected the teams performance.
As for being rude to staff and stewards; Well he has the right to. He is Alan Pardew after all. He is far superior to anyone else in the country. He can do what he likes.
If I were him I'd make a complaint to the FA about the Dover staff and stewards not bowing to him as he arrived.
The least they could have done is lick the ground clean for him.
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Did anybody see the way he put his hand up to block the tv camera at half time as he was waling up the touchline.
I utterly despise this fella.
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Him and Palace fit very nicely together.0
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If people don't want to get shouted at, maybe they can get a better job, like, errr, being Alan Pardew.
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They should be honoured that he noticed them to shout at.Stu_of_Kunming said:If people don't want to get shouted at, maybe they can get a better job, like, errr, being Alan Pardew.
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Once an Onanist, always an Onanist5
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I'd love to punch him right in the throat. Biggest prick in football management, absolute scrote.4
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What a c#*t.0
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On the Match of the day highlights he brought it up as a bit of humour and tried to brush it off, then when the interviewer asked to know more he just basically played it off as "ah it doesn't matter". If they got beat, or drew, you could guarentee that was his excuse.
Complete nob head.0 -
I heard he has already had the pitch relaid at Sainsburys.0
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So angry you started to rhymeIts_Hamer_Time said:I'd love to punch him right in the throat. Biggest prick in football management, absolute scrote.
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He has got an MC Hammer-related username.Addicted said:
So angry you started to rhymeIts_Hamer_Time said:I'd love to punch him right in the throat. Biggest prick in football management, absolute scrote.
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A perfect fit -arrogant, deluded tosser from the Home Counties managing a team supported by deluded tossers from the Home Counties. He's like a totem pole to that lot.Addicted said:Him and Palace are well suited to each other
In fact, he adds a new dimension to the term 'totem pole'
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Total asshole, I have disliked him ever since Richard Murray brought him to Maidstone to introduce him. He seems to leave every Club's supporters hating him, but holding his pot of gold. I suggest that Dover re-name their toilets after him.3
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Outrageous!Valiantphil said:I heard he has already had the pitch relaid at Sainsburys.
What has the grass on top of the Bugsby's Way Sainsburys got to do with Pardew!1 -
A poet, and I did not know itAddicted said:
So angry you started to rhymeIts_Hamer_Time said:I'd love to punch him right in the throat. Biggest prick in football management, absolute scrote.
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Granpa said:
Total asshole, I have disliked him ever since Richard Murray brought him to Maidstone to introduce him. He seems to leave every Club's supporters hating him, but holding his pot of gold. I suggest that Dover re-name their toilets after him.
Too late, the 'Alan Pardew Shithouse' already exists in Selhurst!Granpa said:Total asshole, I have disliked him ever since Richard Murray brought him to Maidstone to introduce him. He seems to leave every Club's supporters hating him, but holding his pot of gold. I suggest that Dover re-name their toilets after him.
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It took the window lickers 20 minutes to walk 150 yds? There's gotta be some mileage in that one, surely?4
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When I saw the thread title, I expected to see something like:
"The buck stops with me."
"I could have done better."
"I'm not going to make excuses."
"I think the fans have a point."
Or maybe even:
”Good morning, nice to meet you."
"I appreciate your efforts."
"Thank you for your support."
No such luck eh?
Ignorant, arrogant, narcissistic git. With a fucking giant hooter.
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Fantastic. On of my all time wish list of words to crop up on a CL thread.Henry Irving said:Once an Onanist, always an Onanist
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One of my colleagues at work went to support Dover on Sunday and he said that Alan Pardew was very friendly with the Dover fans and that the atmosphere was excellent. He said that the Palace fans were very good natured.
The reason the Palace contingent had to walk up to the ground was that the coach was too big.0 -
Had to get one with big enough windows so they could all get a good lick in before the game.ME14addick said:One of my colleagues at work went to support Dover on Sunday and he said that Alan Pardew was very friendly with the Dover fans and that the atmosphere was excellent. He said that the Palace fans were very good natured.
The reason the Palace conting had to walk up to the ground was that the coach was too big.4
