I moved up here for the burds...

Solidgone

ValleyGary said:

I remember a bird i done one a lads wkend in Manchester a few years ago. She was so 'verbal' during our time together, it was like banging Mel B from Bo Selecta!

"Ohhh put it there ya bastarrddd"

You can't beat class ;0)

StigThundercock

All this complaining about the verbals, what are you novices or smthn? Win, win option gets one off and keeps her (relatively) quiet for a minute or 3, with added bonus of no chance of paternity claims later.
As for would I? certainly