The title of your Autobiography?

Algarveaddick

Genius or Twat?

or

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

JonnyK

Better to have lived and lost than never to have lived at all - it ain't a dress rehearsal mate!

barstool

'Live by the sword that tames the lion'

AFKABartram

Tall, Dark and Hands Gone

The story of a short pale bloke who tried to lie his way out of a Saudi Arabian courtroom

LenGlover

Birth Was The First Mistake

An everyday tale of a bloke who tries to do the right thing but fails dismally

soapy_jones

Algarveaddick said:

Genius or Twat?

or

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

As I have already bagsied(sic) the title "twat" I believe that makes you a "genius". I just cannot believe I just said that Algarve...

AFKABartram

Zoo Sky Thinking

Story of a bloke who stood up in a high-level brainstorm session and instead of saying 'there are certain elements' said 'there are certain elephants'

Jarman

Tail Puller.

The thrilling story of how Jarman internet troll and general wanker, single-handledly wound up Millwall's top boys MF & BBW via an internet forum.

Macronate

Walk Myself Silly

the story of how I had to take up a different hobby to stop myself going blind.

Valiantphil

"Superglue on the cover"

The book you can't put down

cafcnick1992

One small step for dog, one giant wow for mankind:

The dog who wound up posters on a Ched Evans and Religion thread and inspired a generation.

cafcfan

Eating Raw Pastry and Other Misdemeanours

Presumably Paulie's would be The Highlights of My Life?

Algarveaddick

soapy_jones said:

Algarveaddick said:

Genius or Twat?

or

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy...

As I have already bagsied(sic) the title "twat" I believe that makes you a "genius". I just cannot believe I just said that Algarve...

Surely by stupidly missing your post, I out "Twat" you SJ?

Boom

Boom - what a c*nt he is.

Boom

Paraphrasing what my missus just said as I saved our house from being burnt down by her shite cooking. My fault apparently.

LawrieAbrahams

Started out with nothing and still got most of it left.

(Stolen from Seasick Steve)

thecrazyaddick

Call me Juan
Tales of a london accountant turned surf and ski bum on the Pacific coast.

AddickUpNorth

A Whole Lot of Meh.

Alex Wright

I ate all the pies

The story of a football fans quest to find the best vegetarian food at football grounds in the UK