Reasons For Missing Training

Kap10

Former Chelsea striker Mikael Forssell missed training because of cat sitting next to his car ind.pn/1AhMpHW pic.twitter.com/NVqFb85bGK

PL54

Fish fell through a glass table

sam3110

Didn't one player have a poached egg explode in his face once? Bent cut his finger making a sandwich, ok I know both are injuries but pretty weird all the same

dizzee

Perfectly reasonable excuse.

Taxi_Lad

Not exactly the same thing but I remember an edition of the comic Viz where where Tubby Johnson turned up for PE with a note that read;
Dear Mr ......
Please excuse tubby from PE because he is fat.
Tubbys mum

guinnessaddick

Some Gills' players can miss it because of snow, others can't.

Ormiston_Addick

Rio Ferdinand once missed a match after he hurt his leg watching TV.

cafcfan

guinnessaddick said:

Some Gills' players can miss it because of snow, others can't.

Reminded me of: kentonline.co.uk/kent/news/travellers-move-onto-gillingham--a61690/

Croydon

Buffalo's Ice Hockey team tweeted why some of their places were missing their game.

Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres · Nov 18
#Sabres scratches: Benoit (healthy), Gorges (lower-body injury), Kaleta (snowed in). #SJSvsBUF