Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
You lost your virginity to a sailor?
she was hot
Why? Was she overweight or just had too many clothes on?
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
No one keeps a record mate, it's not "Paulie, 24, from South London. Reasons: Gets hair tips from his Nan and starts too many conversations about rubbish."
Why can't you get your head round the fact that some of us wouldn't want to sleep with a pig - ignorant, vacuous, talentless bimbo with a voice akin to fingernails being dragged down a black board even if she does have huge bosoms?
I can say, hand on cock, I wouldn't.
He didn't say take her to dinner and have a good old discussion on current affairs :-)
Exactly its like that Stacey Solomon, when she was first around people were saying she is not bad looking but I could not put up with her voice.
I just kept saying don't talk to her then, if you got the opportunity spend the night with her(trying to put it nicely so that ladies on here don't flag me) but don't talk to her.
So how many girls have you pulled without (either of you) saying a word ?
This is like the sort of nonsense that Jay from the Inbetweeners would come out with, I'd be astonished if anyone over the age of 12 who comes out with this stuff isn't t a virgin.
Sorry I forget there are loads of people on here who seem to have had a sense of humour transplant
and for the record I am far from a virgin
You either are or you aren't. I don't think there are degrees of virginity. Well done anyway.
when people say far from something its not a degree is it, I was saying I am far from a virgin as in that boat sailed a long time ago
Thanks....but I do feel guilty as the aforementioned mariner probably doesn't remember it as fondly as our Paulie, what with a conquest in every port etc.
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Can u teech me how 2 meat grls plz.
a proper LOL moment!