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Caption Competition week 5

paulie8290paulie8290
edited October 2014 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
International break so expect a few people will be bored so expecting a few more answers this time and now there is a table as well lol Closes at 17:00 on Saturday
Thank you Mr Wenger for this moment of magic to help this week

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  • No.1 in South LondonNo.1 in South London
    AW "we'll get some overhead lifters and four barrel quads oh yeah"
    JM "keep talking whoa keep talking"
    AW "fuel injection cut-offs and chrome plated rods oh yeah"
  • mrblighmrbligh
    edited October 2014
    It's nothing to do with me you french twat. She is the one who decides who can and can't have highlights
  • CallumcafcCallumcafc
    Wenger Mourinho highlights.

    I await my points.
  • StigStig
    JM: Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, when I snap my fingers you will make every decision in favour of the blue team.
  • shirty5shirty5
    M: look at the stats, no wins against me and now I'm beating you on the Caption competition. Did you know that first prize is a free haircut at Toni and Guys? I'm getting blond bits put in. I'm the best.
  • ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Mourinho... 'Ere you cant have Oxen on your bench

    Wenger... No you bloody idiot, thats Oxlade-Chamberlain, his nickname is "the Ox" now I know why they call you the Special one you fool!!
  • FiiiiiishFiiiiiish
    Mourinho: If you feeling like a pimp homie go and brush your shoulder off.

    ('Homie' replacing the actual word in the song, for obvious reasons)
  • The Prince-e-PaulThe Prince-e-Paul
    Mourinho: "I know you have a secret crush on me Arsene, but can you please stop rubbing yourself in your pocket!" "You, yes i'm speaking to you Mr Fourth Official. Can you make Mr Wenger go and wash his hands."
  • Phantom_UserPhantom_User
    "See that nail up there"...

    "Well, er, I do not see it"
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  • AddictedAddicted
    JM: "I think I just saw your title hopes. Yeah, just over there... oh wait they've gone."
  • The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    paulie8290 said:

    International break so expect a few people will be bored so expecting a few more answers this time and now there is a table as well lol
    Thank you Mr Wenger for this moment of magic to help this week

    image

    JM: "See, even the fourth official has won more trophies than you in the last 10 years."
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    AW "you are so immature Jose, grow up"

    JM "pull my finger"
  • LenGloverLenGlover
    Jose: Look! Arsene can you see that?

    Arsene: No Jose you know I never see anything.
  • DippenhallDippenhall
    And you wash your ears out, I didn't say that, I said "What do you want Wenger".
  • MeebaumAzanitchMeebaumAzanitch
    Jose: If you get GIVEN any medals they go on that side of your jacket.
  • carly burncarly burn
    paulie8290 said:

    International break so expect a few people will be bored so expecting a few more answers this time and now there is a table as well lol Closes at 17:00 on Saturday
    Thank you Mr Wenger for this moment of magic to help this week

    image

    JM: "The thee points? Just leave them where you always do in that little pot over there."
  • Dave2lDave2l
    JM: look theres that c*nt alan pardew you have beef...fight him instead
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  • stoneroses19stoneroses19
    JM "You lose!"
    AW "No, you lose!"
    JM "At the end of the day, one of us has to lose and have a worst league record than Charlton!"
  • stonemusestonemuse
    MrOneLung said:

    Mourinho - you, yes, you there with the highlights. Out of all the good photos of this incident with Wenger, you choose this rubbish one for your caption competetion.

    The winner
  • thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    Arsene, the Premiership is not like the Caption Competition. If you lose, you get no points.
  • CharltonparklaneCharltonparklane
    Fan 1 - How much was your Ticket?
    Fan 2 - £120
    Fan 1 - Why you sitting here with a fcking camera in your hand filming the managers?
  • cafcdave123cafcdave123
    JM " go and sit down you boring prick!"

    AW "boring? I've got more likes and lols than you c#ntsmouth"
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    JM: 'This is my bake off area .. get back in yer own kitchen'
  • LincsaddickLincsaddick
    edited October 2014
    AW (Threateningly): Vot did you say ?
    JM: Vasn't me, vas 'im'
  • paulie8290paulie8290
    bump
  • kigeliakigelia
    Jm: and then I said to the builder you don't need a bloody spirit level. Just use your arm like this
  • FumbluffFumbluff
    paulie8290 said:

    bump

    Don't get it?
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