I'll stick with calf strain, but raise you JFH, snatching at a Luke Young cross in the box through a crowd of players. Perhaps a blessing in disguise, as Dowie is forced to change formation and we go on to win a handful of games in a row and build steadily towards European qualification.
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out for six months with severe lumbar pains, caused through repetitive strain injury whilst picking numerous balls out of his net.
in this day and age he would probably sue us and win compensation.