If illnesses and diseases were footballers we are trying to sign.

Jack_Charlton

First off I'm sorry if this offends any of you, but what with our influx of foreign players and the recent case of Ebola it got me thinking what sort of a player would the Illness be?. I'll start with Ebola.

Femi Ebola Center back From Congo value £400k
Riccardo Rubella attacking midfielder from Italy value £3.2m

Again I'm sorry but I'm bored and thought it would be fun while I'm following tonight's match on twitter.

golfaddick

take 2 aspirin & have a lie down..........

Jack_Charlton

Aspirin Ajdarević

chester_conrad

I think you may actually be the real Jack Charlton.

Covered End

WTF ?

cafcnick1992

guaranteed some clown on here will accuse you of being insensitive

ValleyGary

Not insensitive just fucking weird

cafcnick1992

If you can't ask which illnesses you associate with potential signings on Charlton Life, you can't ask it anywhere. This is one of the weirdest forums i've ever been on

DeeBee

Not normal behavior at all

ValleyGary

cafcnick1992 said:

If you can't ask which illnesses you associate with potential signings on Charlton Life, you can't ask it anywhere. This is one of the weirdest forums i've ever been on

Haha I'll give you that Nick

[Deleted User]

With no offence or belittleling of these conditions

Mike Salmonella

Patrick AspBergers

Dyslexic Dean

Aids Akinbyi (ouch)

Alan Glutton

And the most horrible of all afflictions

Kevin Muscat

The_President

calydon_road said:

With no offence or belittleling of these conditions

Mike Salmonella

Patrick AspBergers

Dyslexic Dean

Aids Akinbyi (ouch)

Alan Glutton

And the most horrible of all afflictions

Kevin Muscat

Yuk, i feel ill.

C_A_F_C

Yann KermorGOUT

chester_conrad

Dirk gout.

Stig

Les Berry Berry

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The_President said:

calydon_road said:

With no offence or belittleling of these conditions

Mike Salmonella

Patrick AspBergers

Dyslexic Dean

Aids Akinbyi (ouch)

Alan Glutton

And the most horrible of all afflictions

Kevin Muscat

Yuk, i feel ill.

Well have some medicine my friend

Darren Ambrosia

Anttibiotic Niemmi

Sammi Hystermin

And the best medicine of all

marco STELLA with thiobald ARTOIS

Stig

Za Kansah

Draizetrain

Obviously not a footballer but John Parrot Fever....

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Stig said:

Za Kansah

Class. Not one letter added, subtracted or moved in position.

Thread winner woo woo

Raith_C_Chattonell

If you're talking drugs, you'll need to beta blocker if you wanna score.

church-lane

Andy Delort would be thrush....he's proving to be a right irritating c###

AFKABartram

Michael Turner Syndrome

1StevieG

Dengue Zhi

garfield

As VG says just fucking weird

CAFCsayer

church-lane said:

Andy Delort would be thrush....he's proving to be a right irritating c###

Beat me too it!

Oakster

Typhus Bramble and Michael Ricketts

Enough to make anyone feel ill....

3blokes

Polio di Canio

WSS

Hugo TubercuLloris

thai malaysia addick

Tore Andre Flu
Colin Bells Palsy
Andy Delort and Hadji Diouf (known as ADHD)

Of course, the team would be managed by Phil Parkinson's Disease

iaitch

Didn't we sign Piotr Parecetamol in January?