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  • edited August 2014
    PaddyP17 said:

    There was a chant going on in the standing section along the lines of:

    Oh Igor Vetokele,
    He wears a magic hat,
    And when he scores for Charlton,
    He says "I'll have some of that!"

    Or something. Was pretty good. Made no sense, but still. I enjoyed it.

    Think the version I was singing makes a bit more sense, not much more but a bit more, just the whole magic hat that dont

    Oh Igor Vetokele,
    He wears a magic hat,
    And when he saw the Charlton,
    He said "I'm Having that"
  • Igor Igor he's only five foot four

  • edited August 2014
    Igor vetokele, Igor vetokele, he scores just for fun, he hates the palace scum, living in a igor wonderland
  • Look, it's simple. To the tune of Human League's "Don't You Want Me":

    Vetokele baby, Vetokele woooooooah
    repeat

    This is exactly what I always imagined.

    Except 'Igor Vetokele. Vetokele wooooooah'.

    This could also be used for Andre bikey ,
    'Andre bikey babyyy, Andre bikey woooooooah'

    That's better without the baby bit. Need something else for Bikey though. Just waiting for the song for Johann Berg Gudmundsson thread now.
  • se7oaks said:

    Look, it's simple. To the tune of Human League's "Don't You Want Me":

    Vetokele baby, Vetokele woooooooah
    repeat

    This is exactly what I always imagined.

    Except 'Igor Vetokele. Vetokele wooooooah'.

    This could also be used for Andre bikey ,
    'Andre bikey babyyy, Andre bikey woooooooah'

    That's better without the baby bit. Need something else for Bikey though. Just waiting for the song for Johann Berg Gudmundsson thread now.
    To the tune of the Andy Hunt song

    Oh Gudmundsson - Oh Gudmundsson - he scores for fun - he scores for fun - he has name like a viking - Oh Gundmundsson he scores for fun

    (for when he scores. Could replace scores with run / sprints)
  • Johan, Johan Gudmundsson runs down the wing for me.
  • Not enough swearing in any of these song proposals
  • Johan, Johan Gudmundsson runs down the wing for me.

    He can take the Jacko heartbeat song now. We can change the JJ one to 'trots / ambles through the middle for me'.
  • Thought the magic hat song was garbage personally!
  • Vetokele's magic, he wears a magic hat. And when he saw the Valley, he said I'm having that...... Oooooooooooh, Vetokele's magic............
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  • Why is everyone acting like the magic hat song is new? It's been sung up and down the country for years
  • edited August 2014
    Because it's quality, and was a good laugh yesterday. Why so miserable?
  • Vetokele in the tune that Wednesday sing that wawaw shyte. All you have to say is one word so shouldn't be too hard for our lot either.
  • THEMCA said:

    Because it's quality, and was a good laugh yesterday. Why so miserable?

    If that's answering me then you've completely missed the point of my question. There are quite a few posts that sound like they're from people who've never heard the song which I find surprising
  • edited August 2014
    rina said:

    Why is everyone acting like the magic hat song is new? It's been sung up and down the country for years

    when has anyone said it was new, it was new for Charlton as it was Vetokele's first game for us and we had not song that about him before lol, but no one has said that the tune was new, in fact we have used that tune before for Eddie Youds I believe
  • In the theme of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

    Go go Veto-kele
    Du na na na na
    Go go Veto-kele
    Du na na na na
    Go go Vetokeleeee, mighty Belgian Vetokeleeeeeee

    Was thinking we could also buy morphin watches and raise em up as we sing.
  • Think the Igor chant is fine personally. Johann and Cousins are two players that will need a song
  • Old Chelsea song but :

    Bikey, Bikey, Bikey, Bikey
    Born is The King of The Valley

    When the ball hits the net
    If it's not Georgie boy
    It's Vetekole
  • Vetokele, woah, Vetokele, woah.
    He comes from Ostend,
    He loves the Covered End.

    I realise I've rhymed end with end, but still.
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  • Another to Don't you want me baby


    He was scoring goals in Denmark
    for Copenhagen
    When Big Bob signed him up
    He brought him to The Valley and stuck him up front
    To score the goals for us
    Some goals that he has scored have been so great
    And some tap in's too
    He can even score good goals with his head
    He's that effing great
    Igor, Igor baby
    Igor, Igor whhhoooooahh


  • Another to Don't you want me baby


    He was scoring goals in Denmark
    for Copenhagen
    When Big Bob signed him up
    He brought him to The Valley and stuck him up front
    To score the goals for us
    Some goals that he has scored have been so great
    And some tap in's too
    He can even score good goals with his head
    He's that effing great
    Igor, Igor baby
    Igor, Igor whhhoooooahh


    Nothing much on the tele tonight, Large ?

    :-)

  • Surely Gudmondsson needs to be Johnny B Goode
  • for Gudmondsson,

    the Jimmy Anderson chant,

    Oh Johnny Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Gudmondsson.
  • mr.se7 said:

    for Gudmondsson,

    the Jimmy Anderson chant,

    Oh Johnny Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Gudmondsson.

    Problem he's not a Johnny?

    What did we sing for Jonatan Johansson?
  • Dazzler21 said:

    mr.se7 said:

    for Gudmondsson,

    the Jimmy Anderson chant,

    Oh Johnny Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Gudmondsson.

    Problem he's not a Johnny?

    What did we sing for Jonatan Johansson?
    "JJ, there's only one JJ" I think.
  • Dazzler21 said:

    mr.se7 said:

    for Gudmondsson,

    the Jimmy Anderson chant,

    Oh Johnny Johnny, Johnny Johnny Johnny Johnny Gudmondsson.

    Problem he's not a Johnny?

    What did we sing for Jonatan Johansson?
    Its the most equivalent to Johann.

  • Courtesy of celebrity Charlton fan Chuck Berry*

    Go go
    Go Johan go
    Go
    Go Johan go
    Go
    Go Johan go
    Go
    Go Johan go
    Go
    Johan B. Gud (mundsson)


    *Note - not a Charlton fan
  • Igor igor igor igor vetokele

    To tune of yaya /kolo toure. Could include another player....

    Igor... igor... igor... igor vetokele kele kele oooooohhhh oohhhhh
    *repeats*
  • fludcafc said:

    Igor igor igor igor vetokele

    To tune of yaya /kolo toure. Could include another player....

    Igor... igor... igor... igor vetokele kele kele oooooohhhh oohhhhh
    *repeats*
    Andre... andre... andre... andree bikey bikey bikey ooooooohhhh oohhhh
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