Paul Jewel

Goonerhater

was told today that this low life Northern Monkey thinks we will only get 15 points this season-----now of course in the spirit on CL and all things Gaurdianistsa he is entitled to this bollox---however should he be somewhat wrong on this the i suggest that we get him down to the Valley flog him in a cart all the way to Blackheath and burn his National Union of Mine Workers Donkey jacket-------and the throw the northern prick on the fire.

C_A_F_C

Can't stand the northerner, with his rubbish northern hair, silly northern face and crap northern predictions. bloody northerner.

Goonerhater

spot on

LuckyReds

I'm loving these predictions. Absolutely loving them.

I think if we can get our team to gel then we could very well be in for a very good season.

I'd love to know if the piss poor predictions before our L1 season were used behind the scenes to get some form of reaction out of the lads.

NomadicAddick

Hey come on lads, calm down and get it right. Be a bit more specific, the tool that is Jewel (and he is one of the highest order) is a Scouser! Let's not tar the whole of the north with the same brush, well at least not before the season has even started!

buckshee

Sex pest

ForeverAddickted

Wasnt he the idiot who only got about 10-pts with Derby in the Premier League?

EDIT: Just checked... He took over from Billy Davies in November and until the end of the season managed.. 5-points

DeeBee

Should stick to shagging fat old hookers and filming...actually on second thoughts no he should never do that again.

cashncarry

Did you know he went to the same school as Wayne Rooney and Fancis Jeffers i rest my case

Vincenzo

Where were his predictions?

Redvalleyeast

Vincenzo said:

Where were his predictions?

In the Sunday People. He predicted us to finish 24th. Knob.

HandG

People need to chill out a bit. It's a prediction and, unless he's done lots of research on us (and the other 23 teams), probably based on not very much other that Roland's odd managerial manoeuvres, which people seem to assume will be causing big problems at the club. Hopefully he's completely wrong........

ForeverAddickted

If we are the club that signs Delort didnt one official twitter account praise us for having such a good scouting network being able to find him.

Maybe Paul Jewell should have thought of that before making his predictions

And how can we come last when one club dont even have a bloody Goalkeeper or complete Substitutes Bench!!

oohaahmortimer

I'd wait till we get to 16 points before giving it the big one

Brendan_O_Connell

Is this the jobless Paul Jewel that is out of work at the moment and can't get a job in football?

We need his 'expert' opinion ya know!!

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Brendan_O_Connell said:

Is this the jobless Paul Jewel that is out of work at the moment and can't get a job in football?

We need his 'expert' opinion ya know!!

nah its not it's Paul Jewell

LeaburnForEngland

cafcsinger

15 points?! I guess he knows all about about getting one win every three months.

Brendan_O_Connell

calydon_road said:

Brendan_O_Connell said:

Is this the jobless Paul Jewel that is out of work at the moment and can't get a job in football?

We need his 'expert' opinion ya know!!

nah its not it's Paul Jewell

'doffs cap' ;o)

guinnessaddick

LeaburnForEngland said:

Now I understand why his teams go one down, he likes coming from behind to win.

CharltonPete

Oi Jewell http://youtu.be/7a6EOyaMdqY

MrLargo

Maybe he's seen some of our performances in pre-season and got the impression that we were crap from that.

Some people on here are getting very over-excited about our prospects for the coming season. On the evidence so far I'd class 21st as a successful season.

ross1

Goonerhater said:

was told today that this low life Northern Monkey thinks we will only get 15 points this season-----now of course in the spirit on CL and all things Gaurdianistsa he is entitled to this bollox---however should he be somewhat wrong on this the i suggest that we get him down to the Valley flog him in a cart all the way to Blackheath and burn his National Union of Mine Workers Donkey jacket-------and the throw the northern prick on the fire.

I hope BP sticks his quotes up in the dressing room, should be an incentive

AddickUpNorth

If I wasn't so scared of GH I'd flag his original post.

The_President

He's the cousin of a work colleague (who oddly is a really nice guy) - i'll pass on our best wishes to him.

Granpa

I don't know why you are all being so unkind to nice Mr. Jewell ? I have been given access to his intelligence level, and it seems that this is the best indication so far that we could have a cracking season. And such a good example of a face modelled in plasticine !

colthe3rd

AddickUpNorth said:

If I wasn't so scared of GH I'd flag his original post.

I've done it on your behalf

Curb_It

It takes me ages to get that image of Paul Jewell out of my head... thanks i wish i had never opened this thread. Scarred!!!

soapy_jones

Bin dipping wanker!

SheffieldRed

ross1 said:

Goonerhater said:

was told today that this low life Northern Monkey thinks we will only get 15 points this season-----now of course in the spirit on CL and all things Gaurdianistsa he is entitled to this bollox---however should he be somewhat wrong on this the i suggest that we get him down to the Valley flog him in a cart all the way to Blackheath and burn his National Union of Mine Workers Donkey jacket-------and the throw the northern prick on the fire.

I hope BP sticks his quotes up in the dressing room, should be an incentive

Jewell's quotes or Goonerhater's quotes? If it's the latter, I'm not sure how much impact they will have on some players, for example, an Angolan International who has just left Denmark and previously lived in Belgium may not appreciate the subtleness of the post.

guinnessaddick

Bump.

You know your stuff, Paul.