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National Orgasm Day

http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/31/happy-national-orgasm-day-heres-15-ways-to-have-more-powerful-climaxes-during-sex-4798427/

Today is the day. How are you going to celebrate it? I've already had 5 wanks this morning but now my manager is questioning why I keep disappearing.
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  • http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/31/happy-national-orgasm-day-heres-15-ways-to-have-more-powerful-climaxes-during-sex-4798427/

    Today is the day. How are you going to celebrate it? I've already had 5 wanks this morning but now my manager is questioning why I keep disappearing.

    My manager is questioning why my keyboard has changed colour.
  • I plan on going to work for 4 minutes then having a bit of a rest.
  • Come again?
  • but its not my birthday?
  • It's been a long time comming
  • Metro has been getting a bit edgy recently.

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/killer-blow-job-sexpert-says-her-technique-is-so-good-it-can-kill-you-4795606/

    The noises this woman makes in this video is like a blocked up hoover.
  • Huskaris said:

    Metro has been getting a bit edgy recently.

    http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/12/killer-blow-job-sexpert-says-her-technique-is-so-good-it-can-kill-you-4795606/

    The noises this woman makes in this video is like a blocked up hoover.

    Hahahaha that video is classic. Just ordered 100 grapefruits from tesco for home delivery tonight.
  • Sorry, can't come :-(
  • edited July 2014
    National Orgasm Day....






    ...If you gave at the office you needn't give at home!
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  • Thanks for reminding me. I'm all about giving me, anyone want a used tissue?
  • No wonder I was laughed at when I came too early for work
  • This thread could run and run... all down yer leg!
  • I celebrated prematurely twice last night
  • National Orgasm Day ...Yes, Yes, Yes
  • Thought it was yesterday.
  • Thought it was yesterday.

    Come again?
  • I never know if my wife has an orgasm or not,I'm never there
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  • sorry, your favourite wanker came late to this mass-debate!
  • edited July 2014
    Well I think I have excelled myself today in tribute. As the good Lord said "My balls are dryeth, my knob hurteth, the tissue box is empty but it's all in the wrist action son..." (Book of Revelations Chapter 14 verses 12 to 15 in the pew bible)
  • oh, it's saint onan's day?

    After Onan's brother was slain by God, his father Judah told him to fulfill his duty as a brother-in-law (levirate marriage) to Tamar, by giving her offspring. However, when Onan had sex with Tamar, he withdrew before climax and "spilled his seed on the ground", since any child born would not legally be considered his heir.[ He disregarded the principle of a levirate union, so God slew him.

    Early writers have sometimes focused on the spilling seed, and the sexual act being used for non-procreational purposes. One opinion expressed in the Talmud argues that this was where the death penalty's imposition originated. This interpretation was held by several early Christian apologists. Jerome, for example, argued:
    But I wonder why he the heretic Jovinianus set Judah and Tamar before us for an example, unless perchance even harlots give him pleasure; or Onan, who was slain because he grudged his brother his seed. Does he imagine that we approve of any sexual intercourse except for the procreation of children?
    Clement of Alexandria, while not making explicit reference to Onan, similarly reflects an early Christian view of the abhorrence of spilling seed:
    Because of its divine institution for the propagation of man, the seed is not to be vainly ejaculated, nor is it to be damaged, nor is it to be wasted.
    To have coitus other than to procreate children is to do injury to nature, you very naughty boys;>)))
  • Blimey tropics...you've put a right dampener on a special day!! ;-)
  • TelMc32 said:

    Blimey tropics...you've put a right dampener on a special day!! ;-)

    sorry to come late to the mass-debate & dampen your hanky tel;>)
  • i was emerged in SHOOTERS hill!
  • My favourite National Orgasm Day photo...

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  • My favourite National Orgasm Day photo...

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    ohhhh, meggggg ryannnnnn, down boy!
  • TelMc32 said:

    Blimey tropics...you've put a right dampener on a special day!! ;-)

    sorry to come late to the mass-debate & dampen your hanky tel;>)
    Ah man...new tissues nurse!!! ;-)
  • http://metro.co.uk/2014/07/31/happy-national-orgasm-day-heres-15-ways-to-have-more-powerful-climaxes-during-sex-4798427/

    Today is the day. How are you going to celebrate it? I've already had 5 wanks this morning but now my manager is questioning why I keep disappearing.

    Not as embarrassing as a bloke I worked with, manager caught him in the bog with a hole saw making a gloryhole..

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