I know a girl with the golden touch She's got enough, she's got too much But I know, you wouldn't mind You could have it all if you wanted You could have it all if it mattered so much But then all they know is how to put you down When you're there, they're your friend But then when you're not around They say, "Oh, she's changed" We know what they mean Well they mean, they're just jealous Because they never do the things That they wish that they could do so well
That kind of girl, yes she's never alone You leave a thousand messages on her phone But you know you never get through And you could have it all if you wanted, girl You could have it all if it matters to you
But then all they know is how to put you down When you're there, they're your friend But then when you're not around They say, "Oh, she's changed" Oh we know what that means Well it means they're just jealous But they'll never do the things That they wish that they could do so well
I saw my girl with the golden touch Give me a taste but not too much I never listen to the words of fools Well, well, hey, you You won't get it that way But don't ask for too much You're gonna need your golden touch
Because all they know is how to put you down When you're there, they're your friend And then when you're not around They say, "Oh, she's changed" And we know what that means Well it means they're just jealous But they'll never do the things That they wish that they could do so well
1) have a vague idea of how anything electrical or mechanical works 2) paint/draw 3) play squash and other sports with a rejuvenated body 4) be capable of teleporting myself 5) playing a musical instrument proficiently - guitar/violin/drums
Sing Play football Learn all the words to One Week by Bare Naked Ladies Get a six pack Exprex any kind of emotion about anything ever / smile (so I'm told)
Learn swedish Play the piano To drive a golf ball longer than the length of a mini To pick the 6 balls in a lottery once To be able to look good in Photos always look like a moody dick
Funny enough I can do most of the things in The Organiser's original list. However, I regret not being able to: 1. Dance 2. Find enough time to do all the things I would like to (work less?) 3. Find a job I like 4. Manage my stress better and not fly off the handle at times 5. Get fitter, stay fitter, drink less (see 4)
I notice a lot of lifers wishing the played a musical instrument, well you can, its not difficult, you just need patience and time. If I can play anyone can.
Anyway my 5....
1. Earn enough out of music, so I could play/record full time and cover the bills etc. 2. Fly a plane, I have had a lesson, but can't afford my PPL, maybe one day. 3. Score the winning goal for CAFC at Wembley against Manure/Chelski/The Woolwich Nomads in the FA cup. 4. Learn a foreign language, no time to learn. 5. Do acrobatic summersaults flips etc.
1. Get fitter by drinking beer and eating shit food. 2. Play 18 holes without 3-putting more than 3 of them. 3. Accept that joe pigott is the best finisher at the club. 4. Activate the artistic part of my brain as I can't sing, act, dance, draw or play any musical instruments. 5. Do magic.
1. Understand what shooterhill2tropics is going on about 2. Make Seth Plum calm down 3. Have a punch-up like MSE7 & A Block 4. Have hair like Paulie 5. Be as romantic as Adrian in Blackpool
1: understand women 2: play and sing the blues (guitar) 3: drive a rally or race car to competition standard 4: earn enough money to retire early 5: can't think of a 5th thing
1) The worm 2) Evade a punch 3) Dominate a room (embarrassing myself to do so doesn't count, I can do that) 4) Arrive to/from holiday destinations without the ball-ache of travelling 5) Brentford away
Comments
Play an instrument
Punch Josie Cunningham in the face
Punch Gemma Collins in the face
Be really good at football
I know a girl with the golden touch
She's got enough, she's got too much
But I know, you wouldn't mind
You could have it all if you wanted
You could have it all if it mattered so much
But then all they know is how to put you down
When you're there, they're your friend
But then when you're not around
They say, "Oh, she's changed"
We know what they mean
Well they mean, they're just jealous
Because they never do the things
That they wish that they could do so well
That kind of girl, yes she's never alone
You leave a thousand messages on her phone
But you know you never get through
And you could have it all if you wanted, girl
You could have it all if it matters to you
But then all they know is how to put you down
When you're there, they're your friend
But then when you're not around
They say, "Oh, she's changed"
Oh we know what that means
Well it means they're just jealous
But they'll never do the things
That they wish that they could do so well
I saw my girl with the golden touch
Give me a taste but not too much
I never listen to the words of fools
Well, well, hey, you
You won't get it that way
But don't ask for too much
You're gonna need your golden touch
Because all they know is how to put you down
When you're there, they're your friend
And then when you're not around
They say, "Oh, she's changed"
And we know what that means
Well it means they're just jealous
But they'll never do the things
That they wish that they could do so well
Turn into a Cat
Play Right back For Charlton
Go and live on the Moon
Play Elvis Presley at Chess
2) Have a talent or the enthusiam to get/keep fit
3) Be a better planner
4) Play the piano
5) Make a lot of money writing
http://forum.charltonlife.com/discussion/46355/things-you-can-t-do#latest
One of me Dad's. :-)
Win money at the horses
Fight the armed forces
Make a missiles out of mud
Purify bad blood
2) paint/draw
3) play squash and other sports with a rejuvenated body
4) be capable of teleporting myself
5) playing a musical instrument proficiently - guitar/violin/drums
Dive
Do that owl hooty noise with cupped hands
Sing confidently
not be quite so serious
Pack up smoking
Spel
Learn a language
Understand cricket
Play football
Learn all the words to One Week by Bare Naked Ladies
Get a six pack
Exprex any kind of emotion about anything ever / smile (so I'm told)
Play the piano
To drive a golf ball longer than the length of a mini
To pick the 6 balls in a lottery once
To be able to look good in Photos always look like a moody dick
1. Dance
2. Find enough time to do all the things I would like to (work less?)
3. Find a job I like
4. Manage my stress better and not fly off the handle at times
5. Get fitter, stay fitter, drink less (see 4)
Anyway my 5....
1. Earn enough out of music, so I could play/record full time and cover the bills etc.
2. Fly a plane, I have had a lesson, but can't afford my PPL, maybe one day.
3. Score the winning goal for CAFC at Wembley against Manure/Chelski/The Woolwich Nomads in the FA cup.
4. Learn a foreign language, no time to learn.
5. Do acrobatic summersaults flips etc.
2. Play 18 holes without 3-putting more than 3 of them.
3. Accept that joe pigott is the best finisher at the club.
4. Activate the artistic part of my brain as I can't sing, act, dance, draw or play any musical instruments.
5. Do magic.
2. Make Seth Plum calm down
3. Have a punch-up like MSE7 & A Block
4. Have hair like Paulie
5. Be as romantic as Adrian in Blackpool
2: play and sing the blues (guitar)
3: drive a rally or race car to competition standard
4: earn enough money to retire early
5: can't think of a 5th thing
2) Evade a punch
3) Dominate a room (embarrassing myself to do so doesn't count, I can do that)
4) Arrive to/from holiday destinations without the ball-ache of travelling
5) Brentford away
Fly a Plane
Give up smoking easily
DIY
Recover quickly after a night of carnage
2) Play the guitar
3) Put a cage around Millwall & lock all 500 of them in
4) Count
2) Play the Drums
3) Sing
4) Enjoy my job
5) Run fast