Your favourite News Headlines

A-R-T-H-U-R

I chuckled at this one this morning.
''George Harrison memorial tree killed by beetles''

but also
''Tiger woods plays with own balls, say Nike''

..and this raises a smile...



Anyone else have a favourite?

DaveMehmet

Up your junta

Yanks 2 planks 0 (after we lost to the US at football)

Bedsaddick

soapy_jones

The Sun no substitute...

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=SUN+HEADLINES&client=firefox-a&hs=wv0&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=sb&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=r6jOU_HSEMv-ygO_1oCoAw&ved=0CEQQsAQ&biw=1366&bih=634

ValleyGary

cashncarry

"Charlton win The Champions League in a stroll"

AFKABartram

AFKABartram

thai malaysia addick

http://www.espnfc.com/story/337901/young-boys-wankdorf-erection-relief

Folev the red

ValleyGary

soapy_jones

Now that's not fair chaps I put the Sun on the table and you trump me with the Sunday Sport!

Dagnabbit!

Callumcafc

ValleyGary

lol the Sunday Sport is legendary

A-R-T-H-U-R

Oh God - what have I started?
I just wish I could exclude The Sunday Sport!
Though as I'm not a regular reader these headlines have had me laughing like a nutter!

Callumcafc

Callumcafc

ValleyGary

Absolutely pissing myself at that badger one Callum

soapy_jones

It's the "happier times" picture in that last one... Need a piss fast!

SELR_addicks

Callumcafc

CAFCjoe94

On bbc football at the moment they have:

Dicks finds women's football 'refreshing'

MrOneLung

When Billy Bonds was manager of West Ham there was once a headline of 'Bonzo bashes Bishop'

tangoflash

This one springs to mind...........

moutuakilla

Condoms too big for Indian men

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/6161691.stm

This pops up on BBC News most read at least once a year, maybe if enough of us view this now, it'll happen again...

paulie8290

tangoflash said:

This one springs to mind...........

Thats the one I immediately thought of when I saw this thread

aliwibble

Same here :-)

Callumcafc

Callumcafc

My favourite one so far:

charlton_hero

Tunbridge Wells Courier: "Shed Inferno"

Thommo

This one from the Brighton Argus about the Green party in Brighton and their problems since running the council

"Council calls in counsellors to counsel councillors"

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