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Fighting Poverty by scoring goals...with Simon Church

edited July 2014 in General Charlton
So I've decided that based on the number of goals Simon Church scores next season I will donate a gift to a family living in poverty, I'm hardly a wealthy bloke in fact I'm still a student so the amounts are rather modest based on what I can actually afford, but I thought this would be fun and do some good.

5 goals - I'll buy a share in a farmyard worth £5 (http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/oxfam-unwrapped/animal-lovers/share-in-a-farmyard-ou8026ml)
10 goals - I'll buy chickens worth £10 (http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/oxfam-unwrapped/animal-lovers/chickens-ou8003ml)
20 goals - I'll buy a goat worth £25 (http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/oxfam-unwrapped/animal-lovers/goat-ou8010ml)
25 goals - I'll buy a goat couple worth £50 (http://www.oxfam.org.uk/shop/oxfam-unwrapped/animal-lovers/goat-couple-ou8011ml)

N.B. All League Cup, FA Cup and Championship goals (inc. Play-offs) are included.

You're all witnesses and you have my word on this. I'm not sure what the process of purchasing these things is, but when I do I'll post some proof at the end of season. Feel free to do the same, with Churchy or another player of your choice.
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  • edited July 2014
    I'm guessing that no one will be seeing any goats...

    Edit: nice gesture though!
  • Nice idea - let's all join in.
    I'll do the same, but for Nick Pope.

    ;-)
  • I'm guessing that no one will be seeing any goats...

    Edit: nice gesture though!

    I genuinely hope they do, but I'm not holding my breath.
  • If church scores 10 goals for us il make £500 worth of paintings to be sold and donated here..

    http://www.lsufoundation.co.uk/

    If he is part of 10 goals, so assists and actual goals il donate £200 which is enough to put 1 child through school for 12 months. That includes books, clothes and 1 meal week.
  • What is the difference between a goat worth £25 and a goat worth £50 ?
    (apart from £25 quid)

    Is it bigger/older / younger / more milky / more meaty ?
  • Share in a farmyard it is then
  • MrOneLung said:

    What is the difference between a goat worth £25 and a goat worth £50 ?
    (apart from £25 quid)

    Is it bigger/older / younger / more milky / more meaty ?

    "goat couple" Think it just means 2 goats
  • Farewell Billy :-(
  • Yer, it's 2 goats
  • I'm guessing that no one will be seeing any goats...

    Or chickens!
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  • C'mon Churchy

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  • if he scores 25 goals ill buy a farm for them
  • edited July 2014
    I'll match that @JollyRobin.
  • and ill buy a 100 sheep to go on it .
  • MrOneLung said:

    What is the difference between a goat worth £25 and a goat worth £50 ?
    (apart from £25 quid)

    Is it bigger/older / younger / more milky / more meaty ?

    Haha, more milky i'd imagine
  • edited July 2014
    If Simon Church scores 25 goals, for Charlton's first team this season. I'll get a t.... of him on my ....
  • If Simon Church scores 25 goals, for Charlton's first team this season. I'll get a t.... of him on my ....

    Are the gaps left for us to input suggestions?
  • If you like :-). I'm just not getting into a Greenie junior situation :-)
  • If Simon Church scores 25 goals, for Charlton's first team this season. I'll get a test-tube full of him on my ....

    Jesus..
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  • Ben18 said:

    MrOneLung said:

    What is the difference between a goat worth £25 and a goat worth £50 ?
    (apart from £25 quid)

    Is it bigger/older / younger / more milky / more meaty ?

    "goat couple" Think it just means 2 goats
    makes sense when read properly !
  • How about put Simon on the farm, and buy a striker ?
  • Great thread this. Made me chuckle. Well done JollyRobin.
  • Brilliant. Livened up a dull afternoon. Locked on to score loads now ;)
  • If he doesn't score any, I'll sponsor the transplant of a goat's leg to replace his spongefoot.
  • rananegra said:

    Brilliant. Livened up a dull afternoon. Locked on to score loads now ;)

    Hope so ! I'm planning on releasing a grands worth of paintings for my charity in the next few weeks anyway
  • Dazzler21 said:

    I'll match that @JollyRobin.

    Likewise.

  • If Church scores more than 20 goals I'll donate 200,000 dogecoins to Battersea Dog's home
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