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AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    Tim: If we work together we can get Millwall to the Premier League
    Bob: (Laughing) Look at me, that will never happen mate
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    CostaFortuneCostaFortune
    "Tim, you're mad if you think you will play in a World Cup finals and I will manage Charlton. Now kiss me you fool!"
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    CostaFortuneCostaFortune
    "I'm 6'5" tall and you're 4'8" so who are you standing on?"
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    "Oh Tim"
    "Oh Bob"
    "Kiss me"
    "I've waited so long for this moment"
    "Let's run away, we can be alone"
    "Let's do it, Blackheath at sunset is so romantic."

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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    "I am Bran Stark, of the House of Stark and you must protect me"

    "…Hodorrrr…."

    *One for the fellow Game of Thrones geeks
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    guinnessaddickguinnessaddick
    Tim, when you have finished with that bird in the ticket office, will you take me down under?
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    cafcfancafcfan
    Bob: "Timmy, I can't believe just how soft your ear lobes feel."
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    _MrDick_MrDick
    Bob: Your teeth are like stars, they come out a night
    Tim: Your face is so sweet...like a chewed up toffee
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    ForeverAddicktedForeverAddickted
    Tim... Oh Bobby, no one likes us but I dont care
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    RedskinRedskin
    Cahill - You're hurting me.

    Peeters - Hush now...
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    StigThundercockStigThundercock
    RP: you really are an irritating shortarse minger whose english makes mine sound chuffing perfect
    TC: rackoff face-ache
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    sadiejane1981sadiejane1981
    Yes mate you have got shit in your eyes, but actually seeing what you're wearing would be much worse.
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    JOKaneCAFCJOKaneCAFC
    TC: "Rooney knows someone who can give you a hair transplant. Don't worry"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User]
    Cahill "sorry I thought you were Claridge"
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    letthegoodtimesrollletthegoodtimesroll
    'For the last time, I dont care what it says in that bloody song you keep singing, I dont have a fcking vegemite sandwich to give you'
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    The Red RobinThe Red Robin
    'Gerard Pique undergoing the Charlton Life height test.'
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Since working with you I've come to doubt my sexuality
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    I'm taller lying down. Ask Shakira.
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    killerandflashkillerandflash
    The Red Robin said:

    'Gerard Pique undergoing the Charlton Life height test.'

    Gerard Pique fails the Barcelona height test, due to being too tall...
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    thai malaysia addickthai malaysia addick
    "And, how's your general health, Gerard?"
    "I've catarrh on my chest"
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