Caption Competition

Absurdistan

paulie8290

Tim: If we work together we can get Millwall to the Premier League
Bob: (Laughing) Look at me, that will never happen mate

CostaFortune

"Tim, you're mad if you think you will play in a World Cup finals and I will manage Charlton. Now kiss me you fool!"

CostaFortune

"I'm 6'5" tall and you're 4'8" so who are you standing on?"

killerandflash

"Oh Tim"
"Oh Bob"
"Kiss me"
"I've waited so long for this moment"
"Let's run away, we can be alone"
"Let's do it, Blackheath at sunset is so romantic."

ValleyGary

"I am Bran Stark, of the House of Stark and you must protect me"

"…Hodorrrr…."

*One for the fellow Game of Thrones geeks

guinnessaddick

Tim, when you have finished with that bird in the ticket office, will you take me down under?

cafcfan

Bob: "Timmy, I can't believe just how soft your ear lobes feel."

_MrDick

Bob: Your teeth are like stars, they come out a night
Tim: Your face is so sweet...like a chewed up toffee

ForeverAddickted

Tim... Oh Bobby, no one likes us but I dont care

Redskin

Cahill - You're hurting me.

Peeters - Hush now...

StigThundercock

RP: you really are an irritating shortarse minger whose english makes mine sound chuffing perfect
TC: rackoff face-ache

sadiejane1981

Yes mate you have got shit in your eyes, but actually seeing what you're wearing would be much worse.

JOKaneCAFC

TC: "Rooney knows someone who can give you a hair transplant. Don't worry"

[Deleted User]

Cahill "sorry I thought you were Claridge"

letthegoodtimesroll

'For the last time, I dont care what it says in that bloody song you keep singing, I dont have a fcking vegemite sandwich to give you'

The Red Robin

'Gerard Pique undergoing the Charlton Life height test.'

LenGlover

Since working with you I've come to doubt my sexuality

Absurdistan

I'm taller lying down. Ask Shakira.

killerandflash

The Red Robin said:

'Gerard Pique undergoing the Charlton Life height test.'

Gerard Pique fails the Barcelona height test, due to being too tall...

thai malaysia addick

"And, how's your general health, Gerard?"
"I've catarrh on my chest"