Ben Kensell (formerly of Arsenal) tried to deliver mine. He wanted me to either relocate to a house down the next road, or pay a ridiculous administration charge. I told him to piss off, and a couple of days later he flounced back with my ticket
I don't hold much hope of getting it anytime soon as I'm still waiting for last seasons, which was being delivered by Simon Church. He got as far as my gate then dropped it. Rather than pick it up, he decided to kick it the final 10 yards...................Come on Churchy, only 3 more yards to go son...........
Diego Poyet delivered mine, I clapped him with full enthusiasm for the first half of his walk up my path, claiming he was the best deliverer of season tickets I have ever seen because I knew he had come through the academy, then I booed him for the second half when I remembered that he was no longer at the club.
If she's lucky, mine's being presented to me on centre court by the winner of the ladies tennis on saturday though because there's a free bar I might slip away at some stage, in which case the club will have to post it to me this year...
Astrit Ajdarevic was meant to deliver mine but he's having a little rest before unleashing the magic so he handed it to
Diego Poyet who was going to deliver it but decided he was too good for it and wanted to go elsewhere. He, in turn , handed it to
Simon Church who sprinted up the garden path, jumped (but got shorter) for the letter box but didn't quite howve the muscle strength tomake it. It's OK though because Vetokele came out of nowhere, surprised everyone and smashed it home
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I cried, hugged him for three hours, then laid in front of his car. Eventually a policeman told me I had to move on.
For last season.
And the one before that.
Diego Poyet who was going to deliver it but decided he was too good for it and wanted to go elsewhere. He, in turn , handed it to
Simon Church who sprinted up the garden path, jumped (but got shorter) for the letter box but didn't quite howve the muscle strength tomake it. It's OK though because Vetokele came out of nowhere, surprised everyone and smashed it home