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Asshole/Tabloid whore 11

Dave2lDave2l
edited June 2014 in Other Football and Sports
Dont know about a goalkeeper...maybe that colombian long haired guy...

DF John Terry

LB Ashley cole

MD Joey Barton

MD Roy Keane

FW Luis Suarez

FW Mario Ballotelli (likeable) replaced with stan collymore

FW Wayne Rooney (well the cameras follow him to costcutters anyway)

Can fill the gaps?...
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    MacronateMacronate
    Lee Hughes must get in there as a Grade A ass wipe.
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    roseandcrownroseandcrown
    Collymore
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    GK Mark Bosnich
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    AddicktedAddickted
    Ron Atkinson as Manager
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    Sonicstud85Sonicstud85
    Beckham
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    NugNug
    Hurlock
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    Dave2lDave2l
    Addickted said:

    Ron Atkinson as Manager

    Good shout
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Addickted said:

    Ron Atkinson as Manager

    'Arry as his number two
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    Dave2lDave2l
    LenGlover said:

    Addickted said:

    Ron Atkinson as Manager

    'Arry as his number two
    Now ya talkin. ...Jose Mourinho to replace when it f*cks up?
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Marlon King worth a place on the bench.
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    Dave2lDave2l
    Giggs and Gerrard get away with it in my opinion. I just couldnt put em in.
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    And Ched Evans of course.
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    GK Luke McCormick

    Dont worry I wont go into a rant over him like like time
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    Dave2lDave2l
    roseandcrown said:

    Collymore

    MrLargo said:

    And Ched Evans of course.

    MrLargo said:

    Marlon King worth a place on the bench.

    The team is overwhelmed with forwards...Dirty f*ckers
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Dave2l said:

    roseandcrown said:

    Collymore

    MrLargo said:

    And Ched Evans of course.

    MrLargo said:

    Marlon King worth a place on the bench.

    The team is overwhelmed with forwards...Dirty f*ckers
    Yep. We'll have to go for an attacking formation. Luckily most of our forwards have plenty of experience of attacking people!
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Frank McAvennie and Mark Ward as well.
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Lee Bowyer and Jonathan Woodgate can beef up the midfield and defence.
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    Dave2lDave2l
    Piers Morgan as director of football...alan pardew as mascot
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    SELR_addicksSELR_addicks
    Katie Price is team WAG.
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    MrLargoMrLargo
    Shouldn't David Pleat be involved. Sure he did something mucky back in the days when I was too young to understand.
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    Alan Shearer and Mark Lawrenson
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    Sonicstud85Sonicstud85
    Sven as gaffer
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    BolderhumphreyreidBolderhumphreyreid
    Diego Poyet & Richard Wood.

    How very dare they leave us?!
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    MrLargo said:

    Shouldn't David Pleat be involved. Sure he did something mucky back in the days when I was too young to understand.

    He was looking for his daughter's missing friend. That's why he pulled up to the kerb. Obviously.

    Balotelli does not belong in that team. The man dressed up as Father Christmas and threw his money at people in a shopping centre.

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    Dave2lDave2l
    Where gana need an 11 man formation and a gaffer in place.

    I will submit alan pardew as manager as he is a nobody who whores himself out to the press by being a prick. Harry redknapp has atleast some credibility of footballing success to go with the high degree of media attention.

    John terry as captain Joey barton 2nd captain.
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    ValleyGary said:

    GK Mark Bosnich

    Or maybe Grobbelaar...
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    LenGloverLenGlover
    Clive Walker?
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    JiMMy 85JiMMy 85
    LenGlover said:

    Clive Walker?

    What did he do?
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    SELR_addicksSELR_addicks
    edited June 2014
    Referee is Robert Hoyzer
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    CroydonCroydon
    Dave2l said:

    Giggs and Gerrard get away with it in my opinion. I just couldnt put em in.

    Giggs has to be in there, it was his brother's fiancé!

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