A big salute for Kyle Jones: doing his community a real service

LuckyReds

A casual dater is taking cougar hunting to the extreme – by going out with a great grandmother three times his age.

Kyle Jones, 31, says he’s attracted to wrinkles and likes the ‘natural hang’ of sagging breasts.

The 2014 "Would Ya" champion himself

Chunes

Just saw this on Facebook. She's 91.

ValleyGary

His mums alright

paulie8290

I feel sick now, but each to there own i suppose

AddicksAddict

paulie8290 said:

I feel sick now, but each to there own i suppose

I'm flabbergasted rather than feeling sick.

cfgs

Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

paulie8290

cfgs said:

Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

Funny enough that's what I was thinking

Baldybonce

I wonder if she's still got her school uniform?

Algarveaddick

Little Britain come to life...

Brendan_O_Connell

Bet it's dry as a bone down there.

MrOneLung

In the paper, she said ' I like to dress up in sexy clothes, but I keep my bra on'

falconwood_1

What would Bernie do?

LuckyReds

MrOneLung said:

In the paper, she said ' I like to dress up in sexy clothes, but I keep my bra on'

Because "there's not much left"... That woukd be where most men draw the line. But not good old Kyle.

What's better is he keeps several of these ladies going at the same time.

A real trooper, a real man, a real good guy.

Shag

Weirdo

DaveMehmet

He'll be able to suck her nipples and perform cunilingus at the same time.

MrOneLung

DaveMehmet, I have just spat my coffee over my keyboard (and that is not a euphemism)

Baldybonce

Brendan_O_Connell said:

Bet it's dry as a bone down there.

Thanks for that.

Ormiston_Addick

That is fucking rancid.

Granpa

I wonder if she's still got her school uniform?

Do you mind baldybonce, I'm having my lunch !

smiffyboy

I wouldn't say no to his mum tho after a few beers

Leroy Ambrose

Kudos Mehmet. Your best line ever.

cafcfan

Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

ValleyGary

cafcfan said:

Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

They're probably holding her fingers on!!

cafcfan

I've just found out that Kyle is this firm's biggest customer:

Brendan_O_Connell

cafcfan said:

Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

She snapped a couple of fingers whilst giving young Kyle a hand job.

cafcfan

And this one: (Kyle is probably a nickname given to him by the chemist because he misheard what he was asking for.)

kimbo

cfgs said:

Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

Been with her for 4 years apparently so must b taking longer than he thought

SELR_addicks

And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

DaveMehmet

SELR_addicks said:

And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

I wonder what rating they'll get on the young/old category on you porn?

LuckyReds

DaveMehmet said:

SELR_addicks said:

And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

I wonder what rating they'll get on the young/old category on you porn?

Absurdistan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU