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A big salute for Kyle Jones: doing his community a real service

LuckyRedsLuckyReds
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A casual dater is taking cougar hunting to the extreme – by going out with a great grandmother three times his age.

Kyle Jones, 31, says he’s attracted to wrinkles and likes the ‘natural hang’ of sagging breasts.
The 2014 "Would Ya" champion himself

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    ChunesChunes
    Just saw this on Facebook. She's 91.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    His mums alright
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    I feel sick now, but each to there own i suppose
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    AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    paulie8290 said:

    I feel sick now, but each to there own i suppose

    I'm flabbergasted rather than feeling sick.
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    cfgscfgs
    Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?
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    paulie8290paulie8290
    cfgs said:

    Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

    Funny enough that's what I was thinking
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    I wonder if she's still got her school uniform?
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    AlgarveaddickAlgarveaddick
    Little Britain come to life...
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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    Bet it's dry as a bone down there.
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    In the paper, she said ' I like to dress up in sexy clothes, but I keep my bra on'

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    falconwood_1falconwood_1
    What would Bernie do?
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    LuckyRedsLuckyReds
    MrOneLung said:

    In the paper, she said ' I like to dress up in sexy clothes, but I keep my bra on'

    Because "there's not much left"... That woukd be where most men draw the line. But not good old Kyle.

    What's better is he keeps several of these ladies going at the same time.

    A real trooper, a real man, a real good guy.
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    ShagShag
    Weirdo
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    MrOneLungMrOneLung
    edited June 2014
    DaveMehmet, I have just spat my coffee over my keyboard (and that is not a euphemism)
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    BaldybonceBaldybonce
    Brendan_O_Connell said:

    Bet it's dry as a bone down there.

    Thanks for that.
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    Ormiston_AddickOrmiston_Addick
    That is fucking rancid.
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    GranpaGranpa
    I wonder if she's still got her school uniform?

    Do you mind baldybonce, I'm having my lunch !
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    smiffyboysmiffyboy
    I wouldn't say no to his mum tho after a few beers
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    Leroy AmbroseLeroy Ambrose
    Kudos Mehmet. Your best line ever.
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    cafcfancafcfan
    Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
    BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.
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    ValleyGaryValleyGary
    cafcfan said:

    Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
    BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

    They're probably holding her fingers on!!
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    cafcfancafcfan
    I've just found out that Kyle is this firm's biggest customer:

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    Brendan_O_ConnellBrendan_O_Connell
    cafcfan said:

    Why has she got elastic bands wrapped round her hands in that photo?
    BTW I like the article about the CPR on the drowning squirrel on the link page.

    She snapped a couple of fingers whilst giving young Kyle a hand job.
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    cafcfancafcfan
    And this one: (Kyle is probably a nickname given to him by the chemist because he misheard what he was asking for.)

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    kimbokimbo
    cfgs said:

    Are you sure he is not attracted to her will?

    Been with her for 4 years apparently so must b taking longer than he thought


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    SELR_addicksSELR_addicks
    edited June 2014
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    And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.
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    DaveMehmetDaveMehmet
    SELR_addicks said:

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    And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

    I wonder what rating they'll get on the young/old category on you porn?
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    LuckyRedsLuckyReds
    DaveMehmet said:

    SELR_addicks said:

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    And if you thought it couldn't get any worse, they do porn as well.

    I wonder what rating they'll get on the young/old category on you porn?
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    AbsurdistanAbsurdistan
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=omcxjXiWwpU
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