I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
4 Lols when I do it not even a like
Didn't know you had done it but I've just gone back a found it.....I've given you both a like AND a LOL
edit: ok, just realised you can only give 1 or the other as the LOL has disappeared
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you get Poyet to sign for us now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will kill you.
Why do people get so wound up? Obviously a light hearted joke whether its to your taste or not.
If your gullible enough to think a past tense phrase like "poyet signed for Chelsea" is gana be true regarding our Diego, then the sarcastic rage might be in reference to the personal frustration that you actually believed it.
Give the bloke a break, how do people actually believe these? Not been linked to Chelsea once and all of sudden people read the title and think it's true. Take a look at yourselve rather than dizee.
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Got me a gooden I won't lie
;-)
edit: ok, just realised you can only give 1 or the other as the LOL has disappeared
Totally so not funny
Very original. No-one's ever done anything like this before.
You must be a comedy genius......
If your gullible enough to think a past tense phrase like "poyet signed for Chelsea" is gana be true regarding our Diego, then the sarcastic rage might be in reference to the personal frustration that you actually believed it.
They are not helpful.