Mourinho - 'I need a striker'

OsamaBenHamer

As Chelsea's season slowly draws to an anti-climatic close, Jose Mourinho has again stated that it is the deficiencies upfront that have caused such an unfulfilling season. He has been quoted as saying 'I need a striker, Eto'o is an old cojjer and Torres couldn't score in a brothel'.

A player who has been on Chelsea's radar for a while now is international striker Simon Church. It is thought that the Wales striker could be the answer to Mourinho's goal scoring problems, with searing pace and an eye for goal, as well as the capability to create something out of nothing. His 3 goals in 33 appearances for current side Charlton Athletic give him an impressive strike rate of 1 in 11 this season, and his tireless displays have seen him score twice for Wales in 25 appearances. It is expected that Chelsea will put in a bid as soon as the transfer window opens, however Charlton rate the forward highly and would not accept anything less than £30 million.

iainambler

^^ If Carlsberg did transfer deals...... :-)

Dave2l

Mourinho might also be looking for a keeper. Better lock churchy and Thurman up for the summer.

Here's a question.

If Church was put through on goal against an opposing keeper that was Ilium Thurman, who would come out on top?

Would that define live comedy from Charltons training ground?

Fiiiiiish

Dave2l said:

Here's a question.

If Church was put through on goal against an opposing keeper that was Ilium Thurman, who would come out on top?

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The owner of the video would come out on top once it was shown on 'You've been framed' and can scoop a cool £250.

purdis

Highly unkind, guys - but funny!
Think you'd all be moaning a lot more if we'd shelled out 50 million Sovs for our striker and he ended up with a similar strike rate as Simon Church

Talal

Dave2l said:

Mourinho might also be looking for a keeper. Better lock churchy and Thurman up for the summer.

Here's a question.

If Church was put through on goal against an opposing keeper that was Ilium Thurman, who would come out on top?

Would that define live comedy from Charltons training ground?

Is that Uma's brother?

Dave2l

Talal said:

Dave2l said:

Mourinho might also be looking for a keeper. Better lock churchy and Thurman up for the summer.

Here's a question.

If Church was put through on goal against an opposing keeper that was Ilium Thurman, who would come out on top?

Would that define live comedy from Charltons training ground?

Is that Uma's brother?

Still haven't grasped the names of the Leige lot but not really necessary at this point.

I'm surprised I had his 1st name down as an element.

Brendan_O_Connell

Jose could always come in for Marvin, if Bolton let him go that is.

Rob

OsamaBenHamer said:

As Chelsea's season slowly draws to an anti-climatic close, Jose Mourinho has again stated that it is the deficiencies upfront that have caused such an unfulfilling season. He has been quoted as saying 'I need a striker, Eto'o is an old cojjer and Torres couldn't score in a brothel'.

A player who has been on Chelsea's radar for a while now is international striker Simon Church. It is thought that the Wales striker could be the answer to Mourinho's goal scoring problems, with searing pace and an eye for goal, as well as the capability to create something out of nothing. His 3 goals in 33 appearances for current side Charlton Athletic give him an impressive strike rate of 1 in 11 this season, and his tireless displays have seen him score twice for Wales in 25 appearances. It is expected that Chelsea will put in a bid as soon as the transfer window opens, however Charlton rate the forward highly and would not accept anything less than £30 million.more than a hundred quid.

Corrected for you.

Absurdistan

Always thought loaning Lakaku was a strange move.