Would Gemma Arterton have kept us up?

Absurdistan

Miserableoldgit

"Ding-Dong" !

guinnessaddick

Can you imagine the moans, when going down?

nth_london_addick

All night long

Macronate

hasn't even got her Level 1 badge, so no.

dizzee

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?

CharltonPete

She's keeping me up!

Wheresmeticket

No. I think her tactical naivete would ultimately tell over the course of a season although "new manageress syndrome" would probably produce some positive results in the early games.

Wheresmeticket

Also too much overbite.

Miserableoldgit

Just logged in, again, and saw "Would Gemma Arterton have kept us up?" and right underneath "Where's Me Ticket".
Made me laugh anyway.....

Viewfinder

Hondootedly.

Taxi_Lad

She look a bit like Paloma Faith

soapy_jones

Footballing skills negligible but ooh er missus yuk yuk shwing!!!!!

floydroadfaithfull

Great at chesting it down

3blokes

I guess that if one of the first principles of the modern game is keeping a clean sheet, then personally I think she may have struggled.

mistrollingin

great at trapping balls.

North Lower Neil

dizzee said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?

You may well be. Your standards must be ridiculous.

Brendan_O_Connell

dizzee said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?

Hayley from Coronation Street is a looker compared to my missus, so this young lady is smoking!!!

North Lower Neil

Brendan_O_Connell said:

dizzee said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?

Hayley from Coronation Street is a looker compared to my missus.

And she's dead.

illichassavedit

Definitely shows the advantage of playing two up front.......

North Lower Neil

illichassavedit said:

Definitely shows the advantage of playing two up front.......

I'd play one in the hole, or just behind etc etc

queensland_addick

Sexist!! Where's the CL, PC police when you need them?

Miserableoldgit

queensland_addick said:

Sexist!! Where's the CL, PC police when you need them?

In the pub, watching strippers (allegedly).

MuttleyCAFC

dizzee said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?

I don't think there are that many of you out there tbh.

kentaddick

dizzee said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?

probably about time you stopped looking at porn so often

scabbyhorse

She has kept me up on many occasions, love gemma , where's my prince of persia dvd......found it! Be back in a sec.

Absurdistan

dizzee said:

Am I the only one who thinks she's not a looker?