Excuses for cancelling meetings...

Weegie Addick

I've been doing some marketing and strategy work over the past few months with a very smart jewellers and silversmiths in Edinburgh. This afternoon I was due to present to the board on the marketing plan for the coming year. I've just had a call from the PA. The meeting has been cancelled:

"because the major shareholder can't get here - his private jet isn't working."

That beats the normal "someone is ill" lame excuse!

Kap10

That sounds like a good reason to up your fee.

tangoflash

I'll have to remember that one for the next time I can't make a meeting. I'll let you know how I get on.................

Lincsaddick

The Alzheimers sufferers meeting is cancelled .. no-one can remember where it's being held

cafcfan

Weegie Addick said:

I his private jet isn't working."

That beats the normal "someone is ill" lame excuse!

You'd think so but it's really in code. It's actually means he's got prostate problems....