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How To Complain

Keep this in mind when you have



something to return and the

store gives you a hard time -





A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she

wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she

bought it

on

special.



Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started

screaming,



"PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES,



PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!"






The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager

in front of a growing crowd of customers.



The manager goes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"



She explained the problem with the toaster,



and he told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought

it on

special.



>>> Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,




"PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES,

PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"



And doing so draws an even bigger crowd!





In shock, the store manager pleads,

"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"







In a huff, the woman says,






"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

MY NIPPLES PINCHED

WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!"





The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!
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