I would like to state for the record that If Newcastle win at Bramall Lane tomorrow then I will be officially absolving Mr Scott Matthew Parker of all his crimes against Charlton Athletic Football Club and will forthwith forgive him and always think of him with a warm. fuzzy glow evermore.
If they lose then I'll hate the spotty, greedy, monosyllabic twat more than ever before.
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put in a cheeky offer...bring him home...
Now that would be final and total absolution.
Until then, leading them to victory, with a good margin for all of us a tad delicate after the match yesterday, will have to suffice.
Personally I would only absolve Parker if he scores and lifts his shirt to reveal a message saying:
'I'm sorry Charlton. Please forgive me. I love you.' Other than that and he'll remain a twat IMO.
(I'll forgive him anyway...)
(I'll forgive him anyway...)[/quote]
Went off injured after 56 mins when they were leading 1-0.
What we should forget about is Palace. The anti-palace thing is oh so old hat and IMO artificial these days.
I'll give an example. Someone said that we should be really up for the Reading game because they sang 'that's why you're going down' at the away game. Diddums. That's nothing compared to what we did to Palace. We slaughtered them the very same day they actually got relegated. Isn't that enough? Just how much pay-back do we need after 16 years?