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This would be my missus response too.....

edited April 2007 in Fun, Jokes & Captions


  • Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead sees her boyfriend buying her flowers.
    The Redhead sighs and says: "Oh crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."
    The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "You don't like getting flowers from your boyfriend?"
    The redhead replies: "I love getting flowers, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."
    The blonde says: ......."Don't you have a vase?"
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